#1 Doesn't that turn into walkover status or something if one of them fouls out before the 4th quarter?
#2 You need a lucky fan that's ejected from the game, a lucky fan that's injured, and a lucky fan that's fouled out (not ejected). The rare and elusive trifecta. Only the best can do this.
#3 Happens sometimes, not baller enough.
#4 though...that would be impressively bad defense, I've never even seen an All-Star game break 200.
#5 his team grabs more o-boards than you do total rebounds
#6 he shoots 100% for an entire quarter