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From: SpF

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193057.17 in reply to 193057.15
Date: 8/7/2011 11:48:53 PM
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Day 3:

24 remained. With one more cut left, these 24 players had to play their hearts out to make final cuts and have the chance to play tomorrow night against Panama!

I went over to talk to Assistant NT head coach Brian..
SpF: So how did the swim go with the players?
Brian: Umm.. Some didn't make it..
SpF: Oh No! That's awful!
Brian: No I mean they didn't make the cuts
SpF: Oh well did they all get a cross the canal?
Brian: For the most part, it helps when you threaten them with deadly Piranhas.
SpF: You and Jason sure know how to make the players work.
Brian: Were running a tight ship here, no laziness will be on this team!

After chatting with Brian, once again another commotion by a basketball hoop. Guess who? Perry Gipson and Willis Lundy.
Lundy: You'sa cozt us ta game dawg
Gipson: I cost the game? I think you did Lundy!
Lundy: Bull**** yo lucky I don't drop you!
*Jason interrupts*
Jason: I've stood by watching you two go at it for the last few days and I'm going to let you know that a lot of us are sick of it, I suggest being friends for a day.. even better as your coach you're going on a play date, Lundy pays and takes care of dinner and Gipson a fun activity.. Keep it legal.

Lundy takes himself and Gipson in Lundy's new Camaro SS.
Gipson: How'd you get this? Do you know where to go?
Lundy: I goz conections.. I don drive, I got da On-Star
*Lundy pulls up to a Waffle House*
Gipson: WTF is this.. it's dinner time Lundy.
Lundy: I luv waffles an who don't love surup.

Gipson had reservations for the two at the movies for The Planet of the Apes.
Lundy: Psst.. hey Perry dat one mokey lookz lik you!
Gipson: SHH this is the best part
*Nothing is happening in scene*

The Two returned.
Jason: Well how'd it go guys?
Gipson: That "Thing" will always be my rival
Lundy: *Chewing on Bacon* ditto dog.
Jason: I don't know what to do with you two!
Logsdon:*Stumbles over a trash can* I doooo, come on guuyyys follow meeee.
*Logsdon takes them over to Dexter Dennison*
Dennison: Ya'll want some craaaaaack?!?
Gipson: Aww.. I think I just want to go home to Greece
Lundy: What'z crack?

Arriving in a private jet outside our practice facility, former NT Head Coach Jfarb had barged in.
Jfarb: What is up everybody??
*Jairo starts to cry hugs Jfarb, vanishes for a second and returns with a bottle of Gatorade he throws on Jfarb*
Jfarb: I missed you to Jairo.

With our full NT staff together the next few hours were filled with analysis of the players, checking their gameshape, skills, and how much they wanted it.

At the end of the day.. Coach Jason stepped on the midcourt and called attention to all to announce the players for the first call-ups this NT season!

-SpF-

From: BFiddy

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193057.18 in reply to 193057.17
Date: 8/7/2011 11:53:43 PM
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Elroy Barrow on the final list of 24!?!

Hooray for people I drafted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
From: Rambo

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Date: 8/8/2011 12:11:31 AM
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Lundy: Psst.. hey Perry dat one mokey lookz lik you!


LMAO!

From: A1R

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Date: 8/8/2011 1:25:57 AM
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Logsdon*Stubles over a trash can* I doooo, come on guuyyys follow meeee


LMFAO he sounds like a little kid when he's on drugs

From: Jason

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193057.21 in reply to 193057.17
Date: 8/8/2011 1:33:14 AM
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Day 3:
At the end of the day.. Coach Jason stepped on the midcourt and called attention to all to announce the players for the first call-ups this NT season!

-SpF-


Thank you all for coming out and showing so much interest in the program! We are very excited about this initial group of call-ups for tomorrows game vs. Panama! We had some very tough decisions to make during this camp. In the end, most of the guys that have been chosen, you are all familar with and expected to be on the team. However, there are some other players that are more than ready to play for Team USA! I am sure as the season goes along, some of them will be joining us, and we look forward to that as well!!

However, for now, tonight is about 9 special guys that are going to start the first leg of this new journey! After careful consideration we believe the group that I will be accounciing shortly gives us the best combination of balanced skills, Fitness, and the ability to continue the positive direction this program has been heading in for several seasons now.

Your Season 17 USA National Team Roster is:

Joe Bronson (7929116)
Dexter Dennison (9221766)
Martin Medrano (6627366)
Ricky Logdson (6626006)
Irwin Velasco (8868669)
Lorenzo Bland (11777035)
Paul Owens (13194877)
Jairo Alejandro Renteria (4484042)
Matt Hurst (11768994)



Last edited by Jason at 8/8/2011 1:35:12 AM

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From: brian

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Date: 8/9/2011 9:34:17 AM
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tl;dr

i mean, well done!

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