I find it very entertaining that with my team the way it is, and my level one PR manager, that I still make 6k above the league average on Merchandise...
the only way you're going to get my Gary March jerseys is to pry them out of my cold, dead hands. i've got three for work, two for sleeping in, i got married in one, and i give them to all my relatives and friends for birthdays and Christmas. i also got at your stadium store the ESPN documentary on his life before being drafted and his terrible struggle to overcome his drug addiction and his need to support all his illegitimate kids. and i also have the bobble-head doll. and the hat.
My merchandise is more than $10,000 below the league average. you've got Gary March, i've got Allen Ngo.