I tell you what, I demand satisfaction for this injustice. I demand reparations. I demand draft picks. I demand cash payouts. Aww shiznit, tell ya what give me a couple of those delicious jelly doughnuts from the concession stand on the far side of the upper deck across from merchandise kiosk #42 and we'll call it even
Those, unfortunately, were a limited edition because a careless fan left his jelly at the kiosk. For efficiency's sake, we ask the fans to bring their own jelly to fill the doughnuts, which are sold at a slight discount because they are, after all, not filled with jelly, but the loss there is more than offset by our hefty impact fee charged for outside foodstuffs being used at our kiosks. If you'd like to try to contact the fan who left the jelly, of course, our research department will happily assist you in your search by providing you as many names and associated contact info as your budget allows.