Who said I was angered?I could care less, but it doesn't take a genius to simplify it with:a) problem - sprain, pull, break, fracture, bruise, strain, cut, tear, rupture, pain, cramp, separation, etcb) body part - face, shoulder, wrist, hip, knee, ankle, finger, elbow, groin, eye, jaw, back, etcsample 1 week injury - bruised wrist sample 2 week injury - back painsample 3 week injury - separated shouldersample 4 week injury - broken jawStomach virus is a really poor choice.