Your humour as always is appreciated, though it doesn't really add anything to what's been said.
Its interesting to find myself on the side of a rule which offends me, and the GMs being against it. That being the case why don't you three GMs do something useful and actually press for it to be changed, so that those of us who get bans or other punishments are not actually prevented from ever mentioning it, even as a joke.
I've always wanted to be able to tell everyone I got a forum ban for the words "No, it isn't."