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243267.171 in reply to 243267.170
Date: 6/30/2013 8:18:07 PM
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Ha.
So very true!

However I don't think matt asks for knowledge, its more the entertainment factor.


Time to put the lamp on the Vipers.

Team salary of in excess of 500K per week

Incomplete arena.

Must surely have dellusions of promotion this season otherwise would develop the stadium now rather than maintain an excessively high team salary

Hasnt sold a player since February 2012 and has an extremely short Transfer History.

Assumably training an assortment of 25 and 26 yo foreigners.

Emblem of an evil blue white eyed snake poised to strike with venomous fangs and forked tongue showing.

Last team press blog, "We are the Champions"

Conclusion, based on the evidence seen, a team who because of their Managers lofty aspirations is likely to roll the dice and "strike" by bringing in some rent o beasts at the end of the season, after having spent the season talking with a forked tongue

Last edited by Sid Vicious at 6/30/2013 8:18:48 PM

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243267.172 in reply to 243267.169
Date: 6/30/2013 9:02:34 PM
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Sorry but it does seem that in this forum "Sid Bating" is the most fun thing to do.

So keeping in that spirit here is my Q&A.

Yoda: Would you rather have a hot evening of passionate lovemaking with Kate Beckinsale or a four-way with your three young male trainees?

Sid: I am fully comitted to my three trainees.

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243267.173 in reply to 243267.172
Date: 7/1/2013 12:33:35 AM
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Sorry but it does seem that in this forum "Sid Bating" is the most fun thing to do.

So keeping in that spirit here is my Q&A.

Yoda: Would you rather have a hot evening of passionate lovemaking with Kate Beckinsale or a four-way with your three young male trainees?

Sid:


Some statements I will not even dignify with my standard answer

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243267.174 in reply to 243267.173
Date: 7/1/2013 6:15:10 AM
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boooo!

dont listen to young grasshoper-yoda - he is but a young Sid-bating padawan. He is yet to learn the subtle ways of the lure and cloak and dagger associated with such an advanced art-form.

but never fear young grasshopper..... time and practice gives much laughter and hilarity, especially to others.


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243267.175 in reply to 243267.174
Date: 7/1/2013 6:34:54 AM
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what are you talking about Coach... so far i think Yoda has hit the nail on the head better than any other... i lol'd at work.

Kind of hard to explain that you're laughing your ass off at "cisco networking guides" and be believed.

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243267.176 in reply to 243267.175
Date: 7/1/2013 7:51:10 AM
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oh yoda's comments are indeed funny.

its just more than that though. its about playing the agme, 5-6 posts of nonsense luring out the hidden angry-sid, or the hidden sid-dribbler, or my classic, poison-sid.

doing it in such a way, that - even the keenest of lurest arent even noticing.

MWA HA HA HA HA.

ahhhhhhh i have a sad life.

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243267.177 in reply to 243267.171
Date: 7/1/2013 10:13:57 AM
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Conclusion, based on the evidence seen, a team who because of their Managers lofty aspirations is likely to roll the dice and "strike" by bringing in some rent o beasts at the end of the season, after having spent the season talking with a forked tongue


Very difficult with my finances. Some might even say impossible...

01/07/2013 Total Geelong Vipers cash reserves: $ -649 125


Typical Weekly Net Income: $ -32 256

From: akuma

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243267.178 in reply to 243267.177
Date: 7/1/2013 8:44:36 PM
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haha have you got your bankruptcy notice letter yet?

From: Matt1986

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243267.179 in reply to 243267.178
Date: 7/1/2013 9:39:21 PM
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Haven't received anything yet. Does it come as a BB-mail? Home game today should wipe off some, but I think I'm well and truly fucked when I have a week with no home game coming up shortly. :/

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Date: 7/1/2013 10:30:55 PM
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Yeah you get a bb-mail. I think its the Monday after you dip below 500k.
You have two weeks from that point to get back above 500k before you are given the boot.

Man, how did it come to this?? It's too early in the season to deal with bankruptcy!

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243267.181 in reply to 243267.177
Date: 7/1/2013 10:43:07 PM
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You could probably sell ur top line players for like, $3m total.

ham jam would probably go for $1.2m yer?


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