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251906.174 in reply to 251906.173
Date: 2/3/2014 8:22:10 PM
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Hey, it's either stalk or be stalked, as I found out on 1/27/2014: (251951.60)

You're stalking all my former leagues! This is getting creepy...

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEypM_BRe5Y&feature=yo...)

I'm going to need to purchase the OP's computer desk to hide under.

Rather impressive that I was able to flip the ("creepy stalker") script in a mere 3-4 days!

Anyway, did you ever find your giant box? Where have all your CDs gone? do-do-do, do-do-do [x20] (too bad your 3-year-old didn't pick up on that part of the song & start singing it ad nauseum!)



After some reflection, I think it'd be useful to keep you around as a stalker. God knows if we're deciding to go out for dinner it'd be a hell of a lot faster to just ask you where we're going than it is for us to figure it out our own damn selves.

I have to this point not found the big ol' box o' tunes, but I also have spent exactly no time looking for it. I do think I did finally throw out my cassettes some time back so I won't be running across that collection, though. It's just one of those things where it's not really worth the effort any more - just as an example, for some reason I really felt like I wanted to listen to The Cure's "Charlotte Sometimes" one day. I know I have a CD in said box which would have that song on it, but it's just so much easier and faster to pop over to the Y'alltube and just play it there. (And this actually happened at work so the CD wasn't really an option in that case anyway, but still convenience and laziness is one of my many vices).

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251906.176 in reply to 251906.166
Date: 2/3/2014 9:52:31 PM
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the doctor determines the severity but not frequency of injuries
you dont hire a doctor to prevent u from getting injured u get a doc to heal u ...

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251906.177 in reply to 251906.166
Date: 2/3/2014 9:53:41 PM
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Doctors help reduce the severity of player injuries. Once a player is injured, a Doctor will also help him heal more quickly, but the effect is much smaller than the initial reduction in severity. Doctors can have the following specialties:

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251906.178 in reply to 251906.161
Date: 2/3/2014 9:54:53 PM
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i just happen to hit the jackpot with 7 injuries thus far....

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251906.179 in reply to 251906.178
Date: 2/3/2014 10:31:07 PM
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My Doctor's specialty is "Gynecology".

He keeps my team from impregnating the entire crowd...


The entire team is pretty much the result of female progeny from Wilt Chamberlein and Ke$ha having lovechildren with Antonio Cromartie.


From: Isaiah

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251906.180 in reply to 251906.179
Date: 2/3/2014 10:45:12 PM
Smallfries
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Hey if they impregnate the crowd you might get more money from arena tickets ;). I'd tell them to focus more on not impregnating the cheerleaders because nobody got time to look at fat prego cheerleaders.

From: Jelme

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251906.181 in reply to 251906.180
Date: 2/3/2014 10:51:19 PM
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Child support yo. These guys are still in D5. 3k a week salary isn't going to take care of 10 kids.

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251906.182 in reply to 251906.180
Date: 2/4/2014 8:55:32 AM
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Hey if they impregnate the crowd you might get more money from arena tickets ;). I'd tell them to focus more on not impregnating the cheerleaders because nobody got time to look at fat prego cheerleaders.


Jacques Boudoir

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Specialty: Crowd Involvement, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more!
This week's salary: $450 / hour. (Anal extra)

From: calfson

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251906.183 in reply to 251906.168
Date: 2/4/2014 12:54:25 PM
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I've believe that the "physicality" tribute is an actual fact, certian players are just more foul prone than others, I do not know if this means that they are more likely to injure another player though. My first draft pick ever suffered from the "foul more often" attribute leading me to eventually trade him, but I don't believe that he injured players more often.

From: Yuck

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251906.184 in reply to 251906.183
Date: 2/4/2014 1:54:39 PM
Cassville Yuck
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Well players only get hurt on fouls during the game. Reason to believe more fouls increases the likelihood of an injury.

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