I'm older than the dirt I'll be buried in.
Okay, not that old. Let's just say I'm older than most here, but still young enough take any of you chumps on one-on-on! (and maybe beat some of you, too!) Old enough to be President of the United States, but young enough to be the youngest President ever.
Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!