What a night of hoops on July 26, 2025
**TAR HEELS #1 97, Baker Street Irregulars 78**
TAR HEELS #1 cracked the Irregulars’ case, rolling 97-78. M. Guangcheng’s 1-point flop was a mystery best left unsolved!
**Wavy Gates 95, SomeTeam 66**
Wavy Gates surfed H. Al-Abdel’s 37-point wave to swamp SomeTeam 95-66. D. Nucaro’s 23 boards couldn’t keep SomeTeam afloat!
**Corntucky Mildcats 92, Limbus 79**
Corntucky Mildcats clawed Limbus 92-79, with T. McDermott and G. Gossard dropping 21 each. B. Venhuizen’s zero-point snooze? Zzz!
**Urban Flow 109, Super Sonics 92**
Urban Flow danced to a 109-92 rout of the Sonics, led by M. Ashcraft’s 23-point, 10-rebound MVP groove!
**Neanderthals 107, Lion Rebels 59**
Neanderthals clubbed the Lion Rebels 107-59, with G. Walters’ 26 points leading the cave charge. T. Armstead’s 5.5 rating? Dino-dud!
**Los Angeles Lords 104, Blue Ocean 98**
The Lords held court, nipping Blue Ocean 104-98. S. Gudrenieks’ 23 rebounds ruled, despite A. Siena’s 10-assist splash.
**Wasted Potential 94, Village Idiots 84**
Wasted Potential edged the Idiots 94-84, with G. Paciente’s 5 blocks shining. Their 5 turnovers and 6 fouls? Village chaos!
**Flying Ostriches 102, Smallfries 85**
Flying Ostriches soared 102-85, with L. Yanzhao’s five triples frying the Smallfries into crispy oblivion!
*More buzzer-beaters await, fans!*