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271418.180 in reply to 271418.179
Date: 7/29/2015 1:45:05 AM
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You guys know how to make me laugh... Ok the concidence here is that you guys were all at Las Vegas last week without telling anyone that you were at Las Vegas plus Rick ross & Meek Mill was at the same party..


Well actually me and BarcaSwag planned to go to Atlanta to meet Lil' Wayne and 2Chainz. On my way to the airport in Miami I got a call from Ludacris to come to Vegas. And BarcaSwag got a text from Ciara about how she missed him and everything and that she was in LA and would like to see him. Because Vegas is not that far away... Well, thats how that happened... What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, so I can't elaborate more on that.

Größter Knecht aller Zeiten aka His Excellency aka President for Life aka Field Marshal Al Hadji aka Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas aka aka Conqueror of the Buzzerbeater Empire in Europe in General and Austria in Particular
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271418.181 in reply to 271418.180
Date: 7/29/2015 2:21:06 AM
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I want proof.. Can you tell Lil Wayne that I have remade some of his songs in rap and am one of his biggest fans for his hard work ethic? Telll him to send a autograph to p.o box 467.. I got my ideas from that guy because of his work ethic. I also remade mettlica songs as well.. Ask wayne where he gets his songs from as well..

Heading on the right path so far. Are you?
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271418.182 in reply to 271418.181
Date: 7/29/2015 6:02:34 AM
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It's hard to say what my real job is because I've had so many offers. I remember back in the day George Washington and I were chillin' listening to CoachWard95's hot new mix tape when he got the idea of me becoming the first President of the United States. I turned it down because of religious reasons. Then in '92 when I was reborn Michael Jordan saw my basketball shooting highlight my mom put on YouTube and tried recruiting me to make run at the NBA championship but again I declined because I knew I'd be more successful going my own path. Don't get me wrong George Washington,MJ and I still chill from time to time talking about what could've been.

Now that I wasted everyone's time with this nonsense I'll tell you my real job. I'm a Vehicle Mechanic for the USAF.

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271418.183 in reply to 271418.182
Date: 7/29/2015 7:26:34 AM
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I'm a Vehicle Mechanic for the USAF.


You fix broken F16s?

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271418.184 in reply to 271418.183
Date: 7/29/2015 7:38:08 AM
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Hahaha I hope you troll me like everyone else does.

Nope just cars and vehicles that pull jets.

From: Knecht

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271418.185 in reply to 271418.184
Date: 7/29/2015 9:35:01 AM
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Hahaha I hope you troll me like everyone else does.

Nope just cars and vehicles that pull jets.


I hope you killed or at least helped to kill a whole lotta terrorists.

Größter Knecht aller Zeiten aka His Excellency aka President for Life aka Field Marshal Al Hadji aka Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas aka aka Conqueror of the Buzzerbeater Empire in Europe in General and Austria in Particular
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271418.186 in reply to 271418.182
Date: 7/29/2015 10:13:30 AM
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It's hard to say what my real job is because I've had so many offers. I remember back in the day George Washington and I were chillin' listening to CoachWard95's hot new mix tape when he got the idea of me becoming the first President of the United States. I turned it down because of religious reasons. Then in '92 when I was reborn Michael Jordan saw my basketball shooting highlight my mom put on YouTube and tried recruiting me to make run at the NBA championship but again I declined because I knew I'd be more successful going my own path. Don't get me wrong George Washington,MJ and I still chill from time to time talking about what could've been.


I share a birthday with Washington, and so I always thought really highly of him until he told me one time the true story behind the cherry tree. Of course, this won't be news to you, and in fact he told me to say "Formidable day, chap!" to you and promised you'd understand it. Anyway, he told me that the true story about the cherry tree was that he was dunking into a hoop he'd nailed to the tree when Bol Bol showed up unannounced to defend the hoop in the name of His Royal Majesty's Shotblockers Brigade. The dribbling and driving was fierce, and lasted from what I'm told at least four score and seventeen hours, but in the end Washington lobbed down a massive tomahawk jam (which, in those days, was considered treasonous!) over Bol and pulled down on the hoop with such force as to split the tree in twain. (Not Mark Twain, mind you, he wasn't alive then after all.)

Needless to say, he chopped down the cherry tree to hide the evidence and because Roger Goodell had not yet been crafted to pursue the truth, he got away with it mostly scot free, other than having to cop to chopping down the cherry tree.


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271418.187 in reply to 271418.186
Date: 7/29/2015 12:08:46 PM
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Hrudey: The part he left out was before that tomahawk slam he called a quick timeout and deflated the basketball by 4psi which is why he was able to bring down the house so easily. Like you said he damn near got away Scott free but only because he smashed his cell phone which had video proof and text messages of him gloating to me. Glad he at least shared the story with you and the people of America can now know the full truth about what had really happened!

Knecht: Sorry I cannot confirm nor deny the question you just asked. You know USA security reasons :p

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271418.188 in reply to 271418.181
Date: 7/29/2015 1:12:29 PM
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I want proof...



Buzzerbeater community, I present you, irony.

From: E.B.W.
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271418.189 in reply to 271418.188
Date: 7/29/2015 6:38:34 PM
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I'm a student as well, about to attend the University of Kansas. Go Jayhawks! They are an amazing basketball school as well!

Murray/Harris/MPJ/Grant/Jokic - 2020 NBA Champs
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271418.190 in reply to 271418.187
Date: 7/29/2015 7:21:21 PM
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The story you told somehow resembles what happened to my ex's godfather, Tom Brady.

I was talking with Tom, and he told me he would have had couple more aces up to his sleeve when it comes to the whole deflategate thing, but decided to keep them by himself, as he knows he's already a grown-up man who'll have to leave NFL soon. Hence, he wanted to give lil' Jimmy a chance to prove himself on the field, which I hope and believe will go well.

Sorry for this anecdote, just wanted to share some dinner table conversation facts Tom told me. Ya'll go get back to the original topic about George Washington & co.

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