How can I transfer to the Big 8?
Don't worry, I can help. In fact I've devised a simple 5-step plan for the first 3 Great 8 teams wanting to transfer:
step 1: forfeit all remaining games vs. the Big 8.
step 2: buy a leotard. wear it. do 20 jumping jacks, 1 biceps curl (w/ a 5 lb. or lighter dumbbell), & jog in place for 2 1/2 minutes. you need to be physically fit to pull this plan off. but not *too* physically fit, if you know what i mean. shout this:
Relegators! Mount up!step 3: forfeit each season 18 game taking place in the year 2012. (including relegation games if applicable)
step 4: re-promote, this time into the Big 8.
pull out your strap and lay them busters down. step 5: reward yourself with a can of room-temperature Tab.
Teams interested:
2. Bruins
1. EDH Wolves
3. ? (1 spot remaining!)
Edit: stARtS dIs sATuRdAy
All you skirts know what's up with 213
(213 will relegate)Last edited by shikago at 12/14/2011 2:17:58 AM