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Hey Dude I answered all the questions I sure do hope you let me join :3 I promise i didn't get these from another manager who was telling me exactly what to say. Honest.


1. 14 miles. I find that it watching my game in the viewer while driving home is therapeutic, although some of the other drivers with whom I've come into contact (or, at least, their cars) are less impressed. They just don't know how cool the 2-3 zone is.

2. Zero. I am on buzzerbeater every day and night and occasionally afternoon, but I am never average.

3. All your forum are belong to me. I offer most premium forum access for discuss moose and squirrel plot versus smurf of blue complexion, for low low price of $19.99 monthly. Unauthorized user will be ridicule.

4. I will give reports that knock your socks off. Figuratively, at least, since my sources tell me you still haven't had that fungal infection treated and I might just throw up a little if the socks literally came off.

5. I will only attend games where the outcome is uncertain; if you want some untalented donkey to write about games where the outcome is pre-ordained, I do have friends who cover the professional tic-tac-toe circuit who are willing to freelance.

6. I'm friends with several of the bots there. Ask any of them. They'll have nothing but good things to say about me!

7. No. The days belong to everyone. If you want to make it your day you've got to seize it yourself! It's carpe diem, after all, not lolligagicum thumb uppus rectumus diem. I realize non-native Latin speakers may not recognize that particular term in the non-traditional Venician declination, but basically it says that nothing good comes to you with your thumb up your butt, though to be fair the Romans didn't understand the importance of regular prostate exams.

does anybody else want the job

Christmas Games

WEll hello everyone, Merry Christmas. Yesterday the Bill Schonleys Golden Pipes(1) beat the Oklahoma Vipers(2) 82-65. One of the reasons why the Golden Pipes won was because they made 17 of 22 free throws with 7 three pointers. Although the Vipers hit 4 three pointers they only made 5 out of 7 free throws. Another reason why they lost was because Oklahoma had 13 less rebounds than the Pipes. But lets go to another game shall we. The celtex (8)just got there 8th straight loss yesterday playing the Maryland Terps losing 65-86. The celtex had no players get double-double and also onlt 2 of the celtex players had 10 or more points,Stanley Crocker and Tracy Wilkerson. You have to give Justin Light credit playing for the Terps who had 12 points AND 18 rebounds. The top 4 teams in the Big and Great 8 will be shown at the bottom.

Big 8
1. Bill Schonleys Golden Pipes ( undefeated)
2. San Diego Pitbulls (1 loss)
3. Real McCoys (Managed by Me)
4. Fancy Assassins (even record and a new team)

Great 8
1. Cicago Christains (1 loss)
2. Oklahoma Vipers (2 losses)
3.L,A, Lakers (New Team)
4. calmut bucks (new team)

If you are looking for a job come and put it on the forums or bb-mail me. Thanks, Mick

Last edited by Mickey LT McCoy at 12/26/2012 11:23:02 AM

does anybody else want the job

I do

We have been informed that Buckeyfefan01 has a good chance of getting the job.

does anybody else want the job

I do

How would it feel going from writing for America's team to, I assume, the corner of 5th and Elm's team?

We have been informed that Buckeyfefan01 has a good chance of getting the job.

how much will I be payed? I am a big name reporter.

We have been informed that Buckeyfefan01 has a good chance of getting the job.

how much will I be payed? I am a big name reporter.

Whatever you do get paid, there are penalties for misspelling.

You might just end up owing McCoy some cash. ;)

You wont get paid. How would I pay you

in gum