I was against Utopia, so don't accuse me of introducing it.
So you basically want a free overpowered-arcadestyle-player on every team? I am out...
Größter Knecht aller Zeiten aka His Excellency aka President for Life aka Field Marshal Al Hadji aka Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas aka aka Conqueror of the Buzzerbeater Empire in Europe in General and Austria in Particular