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Basically, you are saying you are old?

No, I was just saying I worked at Circuit City :-)

Basically, you are saying you are old?

He's so old he farts dust.

Vaseline-tinged dust, mind you.

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I don't mean to be the annoying d-bag user, but this is a real issue and it seems like nothing is being done. I had a value of a player drop 4 levels. Yes, it was FT, but if it was any other value, this would be a massive issue.

I agree w/ Marin, you're a dirty filthy liar

He's so old he farts dust.

Vaseline-tinged dust, mind you.

I think we can all agree that Edju has just admitted to tasting Jason's farts. As repulsive as fart tasting is to me, Edju has piqued my interest. I wonder what food provides him with the best tasting fart, when combined with dust and vaseline? Mexican? Indian?

When the hell did I admit anything of the sort?

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He's so old he farts dust.

Vaseline-tinged dust, mind you.

I think we can all agree that Edju has just admitted to tasting Jason's farts. As repulsive as fart tasting is to me, Edju has piqued my interest. I wonder what food provides him with the best tasting fart, when combined with dust and vaseline? Mexican? Indian?

Its times like this i am glad I live in Phoenix, and Edju lives near Boston, and we can proudy admit we have yet to meet in person!! Whewww!

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I don't mean to be the annoying d-bag user, but this is a real issue and it seems like nothing is being done. I had a value of a player drop 4 levels. Yes, it was FT, but if it was any other value, this would be a massive issue.

I don't think you are being a d-bag user at all. Just so you know, my BB responsibilities are mostly related to Sales and Marketing. I am not a developer, and I don't have access to the data base...so I can be an advocate for you, and push to help, but I can't go in myself and see whats going on.

What Marin said in the post, does make sense though...if the player is showing he popped 12 weeks ago, he wouldn't be way above Sensenational FT unless you have been training FTs for about 8 of the last 12 weeks. Is it possible that you have the player confused with another? If not, can you send any other information, especially info pertaining to his training as of late. I will have a conversation with Marin and see if there is anything else that can be done.

You are welcome to continue to respond here, or you may BB-mail me. I have heard of players dropping 2 levels in their old age, but never 4 levels. If this is indeed the case, there has to be a trail somewhere, and we will figure it out for you.

Is it possible that you have Cots confusted with this former player (5730753) of yours who did pop to Wondrous FT at some point?

This could happen without you two meeting. Imagine if you will that Jason holds a funnel up to his bum and farts into it. At the end of the funnel is a jar with a plastic seal so when the funnel is pulled out it will seal. Once the fart containing jar is sealed, Jason packs it in a box with dry ice to retain freshness and overnight mails this to Edju. Edju waits at his doorstep the next day like a little boy waiting for a new Harry Potter book. When the package arrives, he excitedly rips open the package, shoves the dry ice in his pants, rips off the seal, and sticks his face into the jar (the proper technique would be to waft the aroma to his face...but Edju is not proper). Edju then is amazed by the "Vaseline-tinged dust" smell/taste.


Prize goes to the person that can best illustrate this.