While tough was in the middle of his crazy dream with magiker having pitbulls, I was on my mission to lock Serbia's players inside their hotel rooms. However, I was a little rusty since I had not done this since the Americas last season. To practice, I went to a meeting with the NHL commissioner and player's association leader. Success. I was satisfied and went straight to Serbia's hotel.
When I got to their floor, I overheard Pitbull music being played. Luckily, I've seen this trick before, and it wasn't going to stop me. I put my earplugs on and kept walking. Suddenly, I walked into a trapdoor. Little did they know, I have the ability to fly, so once again, their plan to stop me failed. I walked up to one of the rooms, and it has a sign that said "Look over there", and it pointed to a pack of skittles and a plate of Polish sausage in the corner. I could not resist, so I went over there and started eating both of them. As I was eating, the Serbia basketball team came up from behind me and duct taped me to the floor. I couldn't move and I could do nothing about it. I'm still duct taped to the floor as I type. Help me.
Magiker brought in Greg Oden to give the team a speech. Unfortunately, Oden tore a vocal cord on his first word, so we had no speech. Anthony Lucas, a Kansas City Chief fan, started cheering.
Since I had told Aaron Meeker and Herbert Jones that Serbia was gonna forfeit their game, they slacked off for the week and were in terrible shape. When Serbia walked onto the court, they were in shock, and were benched by magiker for being in terrible shape. Serbia seemed extra motivated after trapping me, and they were able to beat us 79-77. Irving Adcock had a craptastic game with 0 points on 0-6 shooting, a rebound and assist, 2 turnovers, and 3 fouls in 9 minutes.
Watch our team play again next week on Monday, October 15th at 1:30 ET against Australia.