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The results from the poll decided that I had to severely rustle their jimmies and also steal their toothbrushes, since they both tied in votes. I started by stealing their toothbrushes, which was easy and successful. To rustle their jimmies, I decided that I would force everyone into watching tape of USA chat from the past several seasons. It seemed like a masterful plan, but it wasn't masterful at all.

The problem with stealing their toothbrushes was that the poor hygiene of the Czech Republic players only caused our defense to play less aggressively, because the players wanted to stay away from them. The problem with showing them tape of USA chat was that some players could not understand English, and the ones that could understand it could not understand the USA chat level of English. Repeatedly hitting them with a spoon probably would've worked.

Instead, the Czech Republic beat us 108-96. Alton Johnson and Nemesio Xermade were the high scorers for us, so maybe all players should be passed out in their bathroom pre-game. Tune in next week to see us play against Ghana.

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if we blow our game against Ghana, is USA in trouble?

I would disagree with Ghana being tough. I know the skills of Nigeria and USA, and considering Nigeria played two close games with Ghana last year, I consider them pretty equal. I think USA should be able to easily beat a CT-TIE of Ghana, but I have seen stranger things happen.

I in fact hope you guys don't advance

You have a little ways to go on that whole conciliation thing.