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From: jfarb

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Date: 3/8/2013 6:33:34 PM
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Has not presented birth certificate. Also, no one has ever seen jfarb and sleet in the same place at the same time. Coincidence?


If I'm Sleet then apparently I hate myself ;)

From: yeppers

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Date: 3/8/2013 6:38:59 PM
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Thats exactly the type of diversionary comment i would expect from you, jfarb/sleet

From: Aradrad

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Date: 3/9/2013 5:54:17 PM
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Wow! This is really helpful! It's difficult for users to sort through all the rhetoric sometimes, so it's helpful to have a condensed assessment here so I don't have to think! After reviewing the information, I have come to the conclusion that the bear would be the best NT coach though. After selling Sleet's arm on E-bay, he's been able to funnel a lot more money into the election than the other candidates, and I want this kind of ingenuity for my NT coach.

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From: A-Dub

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Date: 3/19/2013 5:54:31 PM
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Good summary. I got half way through the actual debate thread before losing interest and playing a game of online checkers, losing badly to some 11 year old asian kid from China.

I guess I missed the part where potential candidates claimed to have wrestled grown ass bears, Crazy! I haven't done anything that stupid, however, I have taken a bull by the horns and wrestled it into submission, saving a group of homeless children living in small Ecuadorian village. To this day, the village people still honor my presents whenever I visit. They even bestowed upon me a heroic alias -- El Gringo.

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: GM-hrudey

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Date: 3/19/2013 6:11:13 PM
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I guess I missed the part where potential candidates claimed to have wrestled grown ass bears, Crazy!


Please don't misrepresent; they were wrestling grown grizzly bears. So far as I can tell, nobody admitted to wrestling an ass bear of any age or size, not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Date: 3/19/2013 6:31:47 PM
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Not that it would matter. In fact, the fact that I dont know what an ass bear is means I cant see it coming. Dangerous and stealthy. Twice the killing power. Might as well lay down in your grave and wait at this point.

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Date: 3/19/2013 7:41:59 PM
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I guess I missed the part where potential candidates claimed to have wrestled grown ass bears, Crazy!


Please don't misrepresent; they were wrestling grown grizzly bears. So far as I can tell, nobody admitted to wrestling an ass bear of any age or size, not that there's anything wrong with that.


The key when wrestling with an ass bear is to make sure you don't lose, as they can really give you a pounding

No, that's Pedobear.

From: A-Dub

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Date: 3/20/2013 1:00:35 AM
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I don't know, ass bear's can be pretty sexual as well. As a matter of fact, I once saw a grown ass bear wearing a red laced thong -- he was male, mind you not.

"You will lose." -Ivan Drago
From: E.B.W.

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Date: 3/22/2013 1:01:30 AM
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I don't know what exactly you guys were talking about.... BUT I LIKE IT!

Murray/Harris/MPJ/Grant/Jokic - 2020 NBA Champs
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Date: 3/22/2013 11:27:59 AM
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I don't know what exactly you guys were talking about.... BUT I LIKE IT!


I've never really contemplated this, but I figure if I had reason to have contemplated it, I would have always seen you as a fan of the ass bear.

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