So I don't know where the Feds have gotten wind of this idea, but to dispel any further speculation of the birth origins of my players here are the facts about your all-American U21 and their all-American owners.
Huey Spoonmore (24738069)Mr. Spoonmore is managed by Kamal Raheim. He was born in Detroit and has become a huge success despite all the teasing he got as a child for his stupid name which is not made up.
Mark Horner (24736217)Mr. Horner is managed by Ray C., was born, raised, and plays ball in Connecticut, and enjoys long walks on the beach and showboating. American through and through.
Juán Lewis (24740755)Johnny Lewis has a speech impediment, for your information. That
is English he's speaking. His manager Kled will be happy to transl...er...convey the gist of what he's saying.
Leon Cohen (24734105)Canadian Leonard Cohen's bastard son was born in the Heartland. Of the United States. To a folk music groupie. In Nebraska. I know, it's weird enough to imagine folk music groupie chicks putting out, and you don't even want to picture Leonard Cohen getting busy. Manager Jerry Midwest just puts it out of his mind.
Craig Anaya (24735537)JFro bought Mr. Anaya as a baby and raised him to be a basketball prodigy in an entirely legal manner. Well, at least legal in Mississippi.
Jared Carnes (24735129)Yeah right. Like he's not an American. Have you ever seen an Irishman who could play ball? Ever? Stupidest thing I've ever heard. Please don't waste manager G3C's time and taxpayer dollars with your stupid ass subpoena.
Teddy Hills (24738358)Procta has the change of name paperwork here somewhere. Fine yes, he changed his name...but there's nothing suspicious about it once you know that his name used to be Yugo Downonme.
Jim Bruner (24739152)Born in Seattle. The city has yet to succeed from the Union, so suck it Federalis. Manager sammy-v has a little birdie to show ya on your way out the door.
Prince Peter Savimbi (24740274)Yes, that's his real freaking name. Yes, he really is a prince. No, you've never heard of the country. Because it no longer exists. Yes he's American. For now. Until the upcoming glorious revolution restores the rightful monarchy. Yes, manager AlbusDumblederp has all the supporting documents.