Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom
Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?
Let's not pretend like I could say no and he would take the news despondently and proceed to urinate anywhere else. We know that it would go down more like I'd say no, he'd say "Vat is this? I must to piss" and he'd get by whatever security measures and attendants we could put in place anyway on the pittance anyone in this league has left over to pay for additional salaries. And then he'd probably come piss in my office too. So, uh, I say he's more than welcome to use the executive washroom, but I heard Isaiah said he can't, so please direct all urinary questions and, more importantly, streams in that direction.