Hmm. You're right. It seems as though I have made a terrible mistake. I appologize. Through futher review, your Honor, I realized that my accusations, regarding Mr. Fruity_Cakes, are indeed false and unsubstantiated. He is not a granny loving pervert. However, the same cannot be said of my self. Your Honor, due to my current state, as it is already well documented - I suffer from severe mental inllnesses; I ask that I may be removed from this trial, and that this case be dismissed.
**Interviews for Mr. A-Dub will be held in the lobby. Autographs as well. Thank you.**
Reporter #1: Mr. A-Dub, did you click the link?
Me: I did.
Random H***y Granny: A-Dub, sign my saggy boobies!
Reporter #2: Did you have sexually relations with a woman well over the age of 70?
Me: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
Reporter #2: Mr. A-Dub, please answer the question.
Me: I am not a crook.
Random angry civilian: you're a sick bastard! You'll burn in hell for what you did!
Security guard: alright, that's enough! Mr. A-Dub is done with any further questioning!
Hot chick: A-Dub, I want to have your babies!
Security guard: that is all! No more! Thank you!
Last edited by A-Dub at 12/24/2013 2:57:36 AM
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