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From: Jason

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180729.207 in reply to 180729.206
Date: 6/13/2011 9:57:36 PM
Arizona Desert Storm
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This could happen without you two meeting. Imagine if you will that Jason holds a funnel up to his bum and farts into it. At the end of the funnel is a jar with a plastic seal so when the funnel is pulled out it will seal. Once the fart containing jar is sealed, Jason packs it in a box with dry ice to retain freshness and overnight mails this to Edju. Edju waits at his doorstep the next day like a little boy waiting for a new Harry Potter book. When the package arrives, he excitedly rips open the package, shoves the dry ice in his pants, rips off the seal, and sticks his face into the jar (the proper technique would be to waft the aroma to his face...but Edju is not proper). Edju then is amazed by the "Vaseline-tinged dust" smell/taste.


Prize goes to the person that can best illustrate this.


If only I knew Edju's address, this could be plausible :-)

p.s. no illustration is necessary...the mental image your story gave was frightening enough.

From: AZ

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180729.208 in reply to 180729.207
Date: 6/13/2011 10:09:46 PM
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p.s. no illustration is necessary...the mental image your story gave was frightening enough.


Very frightening. I think we may have stumbled upon the darker side of Jelme's interests.

From: Edju
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Date: 6/14/2011 10:33:53 AM
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NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live
From: FatCurry

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Date: 6/14/2011 12:49:00 PM
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While your bugging Marin could you please see if he could get this done. Edju said 1 year ago this would be a easy change but still nothing (not surprising). (130734.01)

From: Edju

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Date: 6/14/2011 1:25:41 PM
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While your bugging Marin could you please see if he could get this done. Edju said 1 year ago this would be a easy change but still nothing (not surprising). (130734.01)


You're doing a fine job of misquoting me.

NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live
From: AZ

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180729.213 in reply to 180729.211
Date: 6/14/2011 2:20:04 PM
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I know! That Edju, being so irresponsible! He promised me strippers and cocaine yet I still haven't received any yet.

I believe it was in the Rules of Conduct section for Buzzerbeater. Let me see if I can find the exact portion, ah, here we go:
(http://i.imgur.com/n91Nh.jpg)

As you can see, Edju is in a clear violation of the Rules of Conduct.

From: Jason

To: AZ
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180729.214 in reply to 180729.213
Date: 6/14/2011 2:30:00 PM
Arizona Desert Storm
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I know! That Edju, being so irresponsible! He promised me strippers and cocaine yet I still haven't received any yet.

I believe it was in the Rules of Conduct section for Buzzerbeater. Let me see if I can find the exact portion, ah, here we go:
(http://i.imgur.com/n91Nh.jpg)

As you can see, Edju is in a clear violation of the Rules of Conduct.


You do not want a sex party supplied by Edju...those kind of parties involve all males, lots of butt activities, cacti, baseball bats, and other insertable objects....you want to steer way clear of a sex party if Edju has anything to do with it!

From: Edju

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180729.215 in reply to 180729.214
Date: 6/14/2011 2:45:27 PM
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I know! That Edju, being so irresponsible! He promised me strippers and cocaine yet I still haven't received any yet.

I believe it was in the Rules of Conduct section for Buzzerbeater. Let me see if I can find the exact portion, ah, here we go:
(http://i.imgur.com/n91Nh.jpg)

As you can see, Edju is in a clear violation of the Rules of Conduct.


You do not want a sex party supplied by Edju...those kind of parties involve all males, lots of butt activities, cacti, baseball bats, and other insertable objects....you want to steer way clear of a sex party if Edju has anything to do with it!


Just because I want you to bleed profusely from the anus doesn't mean I want others to suffer the same fate.

NO ONE at this table ordered a rum & Coke
Charles: Penn has some good people
A CT? Really?
Any two will do
Any three for me
Any four will score
Any five are live
From: Toonces

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180729.216 in reply to 180729.214
Date: 6/14/2011 4:18:46 PM
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You do not want a sex party supplied by Edju...those kind of parties involve all males, lots of butt activities, cacti, baseball bats, and other insertable objects....you want to steer way clear of a sex party if Edju has anything to do with it!

TMI

I don't want to hear or read anything involving an anus and vasoline, tyvm.

No, seriously, please continue.

From: AZ

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180729.217 in reply to 180729.216
Date: 6/14/2011 5:43:26 PM
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The BB staff take "team bonding" very seriously.

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