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The only way I could see Baller_clay being the voice of the future is that since he is only 5 he may be alive when the rest of us are dead.

He's actually in D4, not 5. Longevity of life is something to aspire for....I didn't even know Baller_Clay had such knowledge. Maybe he can share his sage wisdom with all of us to prolong our lives.

Thank you IwillDominate.

Baller_clay is the voice of the future, Baller_clay is the voice of the people.

Please don't disrespect him. He does have a point...Tocoa or whatever doesn't even sound American. Sound's like somewhere in China or Mexico. Maybe's it time to put out a national search for NEW AMERICA'S REAL TEAM OF FUNDAMENTAL SAVAGE ABILITY

So this is how you repay me for not Edju'ing you in the second round of the Cup last year? Here I am minding my own business and I see B_C's analysis calling us all really dumb and lame. Well, as an introspective gentleman of great regard, I decided to approach that by taking his assertion under consideration rather than disrespect him similarly. And now you come here before me and ask me to stop disrespecting him? What's the heck, Jelme?

I am forced to conclude that you and ke-dollarsign-ha have been engaged in some sort of asphyxiation that has clearly deprived your brain of the sweet, sweet oxygen that it needs to process rational thought. Not that I blame you - that scraggly-looking skank is probably magnificent! - but it's clearly left you incapable to make an educated decision. Your second paragraph denigrating the reigning America's Team really speaks for itself.

Now, of course, I'm not adverse to the idea of allowing recall elections for America's team -- the people should be able to speak when the people's mouths have words that need to be said. And if you don't think Buckeye is up to it, feel free to propose your own candidate and we'll let the voice of the people decide as is tradition.

I am forced to conclude that you and ke-dollarsign-ha have been engaged in some sort of asphyxiation that has clearly deprived your brain of the sweet, sweet oxygen that it needs to process rational thought. Not that I blame you - that scraggly-looking skank is probably magnificent!

I love your descriptive wording. Could please elaborate on how the asphyxiation happened and what went on before/after that.

So this is how you repay me for not Edju'ing you in the second round of the Cup last year?

I'm very glad you didn't Edjucate me last season, it was a close run thing. Maybe i can hook you up with a sticker or slap band as a proper thank you.

recall elections for America's team

Let Takanawa's Panthers be plain old boring America's Team. What we need is a super better title for the ULTIMATE America's team.

I am forced to conclude that you and ke-dollarsign-ha have been engaged in some sort of asphyxiation that has clearly deprived your brain of the sweet, sweet oxygen that it needs to process rational thought. Not that I blame you - that scraggly-looking skank is probably magnificent!

I love your descriptive wording. Could please elaborate on how the asphyxiation happened and what went on before/after that.

I wasn't there, and the surveilla... er, that is to say, I wasn't there so I have no idea whatsoever really happened. I was merely speculating based on the marks on her throat, and the fact that her clothes were strewn more randomly around the floor than the last time when you included the goats and hamsters and beet pies. Wait, I'm being told that I don't actually know about that and you're not supposed to know that I know about that and so would you kindly ignore that? Thanks.

recall elections for America's team

Let Takanawa's Panthers be plain old boring America's Team. What we need is a super better title for the ULTIMATE America's team.

You know, it might be time for this. If there's one thing about Americans, we always like to make things even more American, and what could be more American than replacing America's Team with an Ultimate America's Team? (Well, maybe having it be sponsored by T-Mobile or AT&T or the new movie "Look What's Crawling Out of My Crack" in 3-D, but we can get to that next month.)

the ultimate americas team must be in the in at least league three represent the us with pride win a biscuit load of games scrimmage teams from other countries and destroy em and be the voice of the american people.






Last edited by Dawson at 8/19/2011 5:54:14 PM

I can't believe your blantant disrespect of our country. It is America, not some plain,old,uncapitalized america. Also, please use US, not us. "us" is a word describing a group of people, US is the best damn country in the world. Don't be mixing that stuff up. America!

sorry that i dont take my time typing

a biscuit load of games scrimmage teams from other countries and destroy em

Biscuit load?.... Scrimmage teams?.......sigh...

Coolbob...i'll redo baller_clay's post so you can understand. Plus the biscuit was my edit...

The Ultimate Americas Teams must:
1. Be in at least league III
2. Represent the US with pride
3. Win a biscuit-load of games
4. Scrimmage teams from other countries and destroy them
5. Be the voice of the American people

Not a bad list...gotta say.