My u21 speech is simply this:
I will not win. I will not work hard. I will not do any of the promises that I will promise you. What I will do is give you buttery speeches and weaves tales and statistics and theory at you about how we will win.
I promise you victory
I promise you an undefeated season
I promise you every waking moment of my free time will be spent on scouting the opposition, studying game film, practices with our squad to determine the best offenses and the best lineup possible
I promise you a blow win in every game
I promise you that YOUR player will be a starter
(Insert other political propaganda here)