This is for Isaiah and Magiker:
Fellas, as you both know, there can be an intolerable amount of hardships that come with managing a national team; especially one held with such lofty expectations as the US NT. Because of this, I feel it's important that the candidates understand, we too, as voters, share these same hardships. There's a lot of pressure put on us voters! We're held accountable for the candidates we vote for. As one teenage girl put it, "duh!" Honestly, though, I worry of the ridicule I'd recieve if I ever screwed up, and chose the wrong candidate. I couldn't imagine the things people might do to me. So, as you can see, I have to make certain I don't screw this up!
*Here are my questions:
1) Studies show, in last seasons World Cup, the US NT finished in lamest part of Pool B, possible. When asked about this, one US manager even went as far as to say, "it was pretty lame." Would you agree, or disagree? Why? (Also, do you feel the urge to punch that "one US manager" in his face)?
2) Hypothetically and metaphorically speaking, say I was sitting on a toilet, took a crap, and had nothing to wipe with. Then, out of desperation, I decide to use one of my hands. Keep in mind, one hand has the name "Isaiah" written on it, and the other, "Magiker." In YOUR opinion, given the predicament, which hand should I use?
3) I will vote for one of you, if for some reason, you wanted me to. Would one of you guys want me to do that?
(*) - All questions will factor into decisom making, however, should not be taken literally.
"You will lose." -Ivan Drago