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Buy scoggins, degas, bogan...

and go bankrup week 10 just before the playoffs begin.

Get more millions. Someone in the ABBL has enough

League Average Net Income:$ 103 945

You are correct, just not anyone in the Great 8.

someone already has 1.8 mil in salary. Check out venomous scorpions in the B3.

Well Koop buy degas, scoggins and bogan and take him down

I just did a ton of updates to this thread so it is up to date as of tonight.

Time to update this with the IMMORTAL AGE.

Time to update this with the IMMORTAL AGE.

Was it Rafter that McEnroe labelled a one slam wonder?

Maybe the blip ot hiccup age


(Not to underestimate what you achieved courtesy of Koops injuries)

Might as well include the Ryder/Williams age which is due to start in season 28 (age of fantasy)

Last edited by Sid Vicious at 10/15/2013 7:13:43 AM

It is hard to stay up the first time you promote. Take a look at the recent history.

Season 25 promotes
WA IS A DUMP veteran survived and made semifinal.
hopelessly addicted second time relegated.
Whompas Donkeys first time survived.
peaceNroll first time relegated.

Season 24 promotes
Coin Collectors first time relegated.
TeamAkuma first time relegated.
Yarra Park Bears first time survived.
Persepolis Immortals first time won the ABBL championship wow.

Season 23 promotes
WA IS A DUMP veteran relegated.
West Indies first time survived for one season then relegated.
Stone Slashers first time survived.
The Winnerz first time relegated.

Season 22 promotes
Guanzheng Goldfish second time survived.
Awesome^.- first time survived for one season then relegated.
West Island Tigers first time relegated.
adams guns second time relegated.

Season 21 promotes
Slam ! second time survived.
Snuffies veteran relegated.
Pancakes with Jam and Cream veteran survived.
Urmummas first time survived.

So of those 20 promotes over the last five seasons
9 relegated right away
2 relegated in their second season
Of the 12 that promoted for the first time only Urmummas, Stone Slashers, Persepolis Immortals, Yarra Park Bears and Whompas Donkeys are still in the ABBL.

Out of those 20 promotes the only ones to make the semifinals have been Stone Slashers, Pancakes with Jam and Cream, Guanzheng Goldfish, WA IS A DUMP and Persepolis Immortals. Persepolis Immortals went on to win the championship. Almost all of those have been from the much weaker Big 8 with Guanzheng Goldfish the only team to break into the exclusive Big 8 semifinals club who have 11 of the last 12 semifinals appearances: Koopasaurus 4, Chelsea Seagulls 3 and Whitebeard 4. The three previous were all Whitebeard v WA IS A DUMP so the Big 8 has basically been the same four teams forever.

The Dinosaur Age (seasons 24-?)

The Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods (Named because Koopasaurus is a dinosaur and Xerxes looks like a caveman with a monobrow.)

The Triassic Period (Seasons 24-? When Koopasaurus finally brought the Pirate Age to an end, rentals were out and you needed a $1,000,000 + roster to even get a sniff at the ABBL finals.)

Season 24
Winner Persepolis Immortals
Runner Up Koopasaurus
Semifinaist Chelsea Seagulls
Semifinaist Stone Slashers

Season 25
Winner Koopasaurus
Runner Up Aussie Pride
Semifinaist Chelsea Seagulls
Semifinaist WA IS A DUMP

The Triassic Period Totals
6 Koopasaurus
4 Persepolis Immortals
2 Aussie Pride
2 Chelsea Seagulls
1 WA IS A DUMP
1 Stone Slashers

Last edited by yodabig at 12/22/2013 7:07:39 PM

The Big 8 is definitely the Western conference of the NBA.

Cant believe Persepolis Immortals won the title in his first season.
And he even got a top 5 spot whilst trying to tank with a floor salary roster.
Wish I was in the Great 8.