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317639.27 in reply to 317639.26
Date: 3/26/2023 11:17:39 PM
Porch Pirates
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
3737
Im not entirely surprised. I think it's a combination of a few things, but the short version is that I haven't put up big, flashy numbers this season and my best player has to play the same position and in the same conference as the league's highest rated player.

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Date: 3/28/2023 11:14:52 AM
Galloping Sloths
III.4
Overall Posts Rated:
101101
Typical for me, surprised I actually got 2 on the second team. A little surprised Guardamino got a nod for the shooting contest... he has no range.

From: Yakoska

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317639.30 in reply to 317639.29
Date: 3/29/2023 9:01:36 AM
Galloping Sloths
III.4
Overall Posts Rated:
101101
Not saying he doesn't belong, just saying it doesn't make sense to me why he's a better 3pt shot.

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317639.31 in reply to 317639.30
Date: 3/29/2023 7:16:10 PM
Porch Pirates
II.2
Overall Posts Rated:
3737
I won't name names, but there's a player on my roster who's 33.8% from 3PT in his time in a Porch Pirates uniform (counting cup/playoff games) and has only 6 JR.

And in S57, I got 2 guys in the 3pt contest, and the guy who shot 48% 3PT in games flamed out in the first round while the 43% shooter in-game won it all. (loser had 16/10 js/jr and winner had 15/11)

Skill ratings in this game can be really deceptive sometimes. A lot of it is how they combine with other skills.

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Date: 3/30/2023 9:26:47 AM
Westbury Whalens
IV.23
Overall Posts Rated:
123123
During the All-Star Break, the Westbury Whalens look to their elder statesman, 63 Year Old Austin Lawson who has endured some stinkers during his tenure as a Whalen. Lawson constantly reminds the team daily to "try and suck less today than you did yesterday" and "if you don't make all your FREE throws then you have to rub ME Toes BRO!"

There has been some improvement throughout the season, which is encouraging, but Lawson has been getting way too many foot rubs due to poor FT% for the GM's liking.

GM Fat Jimi Whalen had this to say "this whole thing is kind of gross and I'd rather not talk about it if possible"

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317639.33 in reply to 317639.32
Date: 3/30/2023 12:32:07 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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I see old man still out there getting them boards haha

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317639.34 in reply to 317639.33
Date: 3/30/2023 3:11:06 PM
Westbury Whalens
IV.23
Overall Posts Rated:
123123
he is a free throw legend, I was asleep at the wheel for a few seasons and left my training on FT. lol

he shoots underhanded as my grandma used to!

From: Yakoska
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317639.35 in reply to 317639.34
Date: 4/2/2023 10:18:25 AM
Galloping Sloths
III.4
Overall Posts Rated:
101101
Random thought... My team is almost always last in points for, we're a defensive minded organization, so that makes sense... why do my admittedly average Point Guards, almost always lead the league in assists?

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