During the All-Star Break, the Westbury Whalens look to their elder statesman, 63 Year Old Austin Lawson who has endured some stinkers during his tenure as a Whalen. Lawson constantly reminds the team daily to "try and suck less today than you did yesterday" and "if you don't make all your FREE throws then you have to rub ME Toes BRO!"
There has been some improvement throughout the season, which is encouraging, but Lawson has been getting way too many foot rubs due to poor FT% for the GM's liking.
GM Fat Jimi Whalen had this to say "this whole thing is kind of gross and I'd rather not talk about it if possible"