One of the worst starting teams ever, while others start with 18 year old $5,000 salary MVPs. Ah well. I actually think you should buy the trainer and two trainees then tank for the rest of the season. Spend as much as you can afford on scouting ($20,000 a week would be good) and try to get an amazing draft pick.
If you have 3 players you are training in one position and you don't care about winning then you should be able to get them 48+ minutes each most weeks.
Aim for 7th. This gives you the best possible draft pick as well as some more relegation games, but don't worry you can't be relegated, you are already rock bottom.