My trained monkey says That's What She Says over Ginger Balls. My trained monkey also thinks the Detroit Lions will win at least 6 games, too, so I don't always believe him. But That's What She Says is what he says, so I say, too. I also think the Chicago Bull will be the team to beat this year, so you shouldn't always believe me, either.
I won't speculate on the relegation match ups since I don't want to tip my hand, but I will unofficially report that I have been freely passing out steroids to all my players (except Ugo since he has his own supplier, which he and and his family have been using since they lived in East Germany). I have also replaced the Pawtucket training facility's basketballs with bags of nails (10 penny, high-grade steel) and replaced the Pawtucket cheerleaders with asthmatic sea turtles. There is no depth that I won't sink to to win these games! Just ask Scrap. Before the season opener, I secretly replaced the fine coffee they usually serve in the locker room with Folgers Crystals.
(22978950)Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know. Blowing Chunks since Season 4!