*NT Interviews*
The celebrations here in Mexico City had calmed down a bit so I went to the interview table to find Dexter "Dimes" Dennison and Lorenzo "The Big Nasty" Bland available for interviews!
SpF: Hey! Great game out there Dexter, what was your mindset heading into the game?
Dennison: I.. I.. Don't know man.. Just get it over with, I had an NBBA game tuesday, B3 Wednesday, and the Cup Thursday.
SpF: Are you alright Dexter.. you seem a little above the clouds..
Dennison: *Stares with bloodshot eyes* I"M FINE!!
SpF: ... Ok.. Well regardless of anything you may do that's illegal, you did have one of your personal best games for the NT tonight and are a big part for our win so once again congrats!
Dennison: Yeah whatever, I'm going out back
SpF: Lorenzo! Great game out there big man!
Bland: Thanks.
SpF: I mean a double-double but 19 rebounds jeeze you dominated the paint!
Bland: I know.
SpF: What'd you think of your opponents Bahamas?
Bland: Nothing.
SpF: Uh-huh.. Could you in depth tell us you were thinking minutes before the game?
Bland: No.
SpF: Ok.. umm.. What'd you think of the play of your teammates?
Bland: They Good.
SpF: *Scratches Head* Ok Lorenzo last question, what do you think of your new Coach GM-Jason?
Bland: Weird.
SpF: Alright well thanks for the interview.. I guess.. Lorenzo! Good Luck next week!
I later ran around trying to find National Team Head Coach GM-Jason for his game statement when I ran into USA NT fan Mike Tyson!!
SpF: Woah Mikek Tyson! What are you doing here?
Tyson: Watching the team of course, and to get some money somebody owes me from your staff"
SpF: Uh-Oh somebody owes you some cash?
Tyson: Yeah and he's right over there, get out of my WAY!
*Tyson charges at NT assistant Head Coach Brian*
Tyson: You cost me 20 Grand back in Season 11 when you lost to Ice Storm BC for the NBBA title!
Brian: Mike Tyson!?!
*Mike Tyson throws a massive hook and lays Brian flat*
-From a ways away GM-Jelme tricks SF Irwin Velasco to smack Tyson on the head-
Velasco: Ok Jelme I trust you!
*Velasco smacks Tyson on back of head*
Tyson: Velasco! Man I love you, it's a pleasure, Loved watching you back in the day but you guys had that one U21 Coach that always tickled me wrong.. actually he's over there (Points at Jelme) Come here!
Well as Mike Tyson went savage on our NT staff I got the pleasure to hear from NT Head Coach GM-Jason after the game:
This game went pretty much as expected. We got a solid win against an overmatched opponent, and we took care of business. I was really pleased with our balanced scoring. Until Joe Bronson came in the game, we seemed to be really moving the ball around really well, and getting everyone involved. When we play like that, we will be very difficult to stop because you can't just focus on any one or two players because we have so many weapons that can hurt you. I don't care if we are playing a high school team, to hold a team to 24 points through 3 quarters is great defense!!
My patience with Joe Bronson is wearing thin. We had one guy on the team not get an assist in the game, can you guess who? Yes, Joe-Bro :-( Gotta love his confidence, but the he seems to think he has the brightest green light on the plane when it comes to shooting, even though I have repeatedly told him differently!
Coach: Joe, How many times do I have to tell you to chill out on firing the ball up so quick?
Joe: Coach, you don't pay me to watch others shoo the ball, I am here to score.
Coach: You aren't going to be here much longer if you don't wake up! You missed Hurst and Owens down low, wide open, the entire 4th quarter. Those two were 7/9 shooting, and you were cranking up 16 shots, missing most, while they were begging for the ball inside.
Joe: They didn't look all that open to me.
Coach: Get out of my face before I kill you
Last edited by SpF at 8/26/2011 9:55:30 PM