I think this is the time for me to post my favorite Latvian jokes. I'm sorry to any Latvians that may be offended. They can make America jokes in retribution.
Q : What are one potato say other potato? A : Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato?
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
Why six is afraid seven?
Because seven have many friend politburo.
Three Latvians is walk into bar. First man say, "Give me vodka." Bartender says is no vodka. Second man say, "Give me beer." Bartender say is no beer. Third man say "Give me wine." Bartender say is no wine.
Is no alcohol. Only sadness.