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For you all that only speak English, here is my speech in English.

Ayyyyyyyyy wuzzup mah homeboiiiiiiiis? Bout to get summadat purple eat burgers and win me summadat young u21 electionsssss SWAGGGGGG. Now I knowz wutcha thinkin bout doe. Yous guys probs all like, "Da hell dis boi doin up in dis joint, he ain't even American doeeee!!!111!1!ONE1!1!1" Well my young bloods, Imma give you summa dem reasons to vote for me and all dat.

Why should you vote for me?
1. Cuz I said so
2. I love fastfood.
3. I got a pet eagle.
4. Lebron James, what a stud!
5. I'm growing out a sick neck beard, looks great!
6. What's the last letter of Worlds? S. What's the first letter of winning? W. What's the fifth letter of my name? A. What's the first letter in giraffe? G. What does that all spell out? SWAG. Nuff said. But Imma finish.
7. Yo I'm gonna try to type my name with my head check it ou?
8. I respect the fact that you help us didn't let Hitler take over Stalingrad, that is some patriotic stuff right there!
9.This year USA hockey team win Russia on world championship!
10. In America, fastfood eat you!
11. Just popped some tags, YOLO.
12. You know when live jasmine pops up on your computer? Yeah I close that out without even considering watching that. I ain't about that life.
13. Bout to eat dat watermelon. First of the year. #watermelon
14. Want an iphone? Follow these three steps: 1. Vote for me. 2. Go to a store. 3. Buy an iphone.
15. Can February march? No but April may.
16. To all other competitors, DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
17. Im da bes.
18. I graduated from American college with a degree in WINNING ME DEM BB CHAMPIONCHIPZZZZ
19. I'm running out of reasons but I feel like making it to 20.
20. All who voted for me immediately flush the weight!

Last edited by Jazzman47 at 6/10/2013 10:56:03 PM

I have a feeling this is plagiarized. This sounds like Moflaffle.

Oh, my speech...

Don't vote for me. I'm only running to justify the comment above.

Last edited by RamQ at 6/10/2013 11:47:08 PM

Don't vote for me either. I just want to reclaim sole possession of most NT/U21 elections lost. I have a reputation to maintain after all.

Carry on.

Oh and next U21 election is the one I'll win.

Last edited by oriolekid at 6/11/2013 6:01:43 PM

Hey viewers, this is Sean Smith, manager of the New York Elites. I know that I don't have any international experience, but I believe that I can guide this team to the championship. Also that I managed almost a year now with two teams: New York Superstars) and New York Elites. But don't forget that anyone who have a good U21 player, we will give you a chance. The most of all, we will guide great potential, U21 players, and hopefully guide them to the senior team. I think that if we guide this team to the championship, everyone will be happy for the USA. I'm Sean Smith and vote 4 me for the U21 manager.


Last edited by Sean Smith at 6/11/2013 6:48:54 PM

Also that I managed almost a year now with two teams: New York Superstars) and New York Elites.

Pretty sure that's frowned upon.

Hey everyone! This is my first speech for any elections on BuzzerBeater and I realize it is probably easier to just crack a few jokes and say vote for me, but I would like to try to keep my speech very formal and have you guys vote for me because you think I am the man for the job, not for any other silly reasons. I have only been playing since season 18, but have much experience in the game and am on the server at least two or three times a day, so I am very committed to this game and my team. I have followed the U21 NT since season 20 and, like many others have seen, we are not where we should be. With our 6th place finish in the World Championships (Being our worst run since season 13), I am simply looking at improving the team any way I can. How, you might ask, by slowly changing the way we play and by finding the right young players for the team. This is how:

Motivate others to make U21 players: I, at the moment, are training two 19 year-old USA Small Forwards, in hopes of one of them making the roster, and I have greatly encouraged other managers to try to do the same. This is because quite frankly, we need better players on the U21 roster. The reason why the USA fell short last season was not because fewmit did a crappy job (although some would argue that), but because he didn’t have enough firepower to work with. By encouraging other USA managers to keep their young studs, our future is brighter and more promising. It is also much more reliable to have a USA manager train the promising players for the upcoming rosters instead of leaving it in the hands of foreigners.

Better planning: Last season, it seems like the USA as a whole did not have a very good planning system and there were not many threads for the planning of games. If elected, I would look at getting more people involved in the planning, taking more opinions, and simply using more charts and strict data base approaches, hopefully resulting in better success than last season’s U21 team.

Well, that’s pretty much the deal, so I hope you guys are willing to consider me for the job in hopes of a brighter future. Thanks for reading you guys!

E.B.W.


Last edited by E.B.W. at 6/11/2013 10:44:15 PM