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lol you're a brave soul DRoss

Hi, I'm Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers. This offseason, I've been in Arizona training extra hard with legendary QB, Kurt Warner. So hard, in fact, I can almost certainly guarantee you a 49ers superbowl championship - soon, very soon! Unfortunately, I was training so hard I missed out on your cute little contest.

You may be asking yourself, why does Colin Kaepernick deserve free things? Well...because I'm Colin Kaepernick, baby! Bigtime! The Bigshow! The Bigarm! I kiss my biceps anytime I want to. I don't need to throw, I can run super fast. Why throw when you're super fast? No one can catch me. Sure, I may be rich but rich people still enjoy free things!

P.S.
Niki Minaj has a sweet ass. I saw it at the NBA allstar game. Wow. I'm gonna tap that.

Yours truly,
The greatest QB of all time

Vent it out, we all hate Jed Yor. I understand.

What have I done lately? I'm like the best QB to use while playing Madden. Speed, throwing power...Kaep have it all. You're welcome gamer fans. Alex who? Leader? I can lead us. Harbough is crazy, perhaps even mentally ill. I mean, who wears Khakis everyday anyways? I hated when he would hit my helmet before games. The concussions epidemic is a serious issue. I try to avoid contact, I make a lot of money! I don't know why the hell Patrick Willis retired. I blame Jed York. Crabtree holds out for money. Screw him and the raiders (who passed him in the draft for a faster WR that can't catch). I love V.Davis, I just can't ever find him. he's like waldo. Holt & Boldin are cool. If I have to throw it, I'll try and look there way. I'm much better now. I can run really fast. No one can stop me. 9ers to teh superbowl for free stuff. Plox!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3szXpKYCVo I do believe you mean this.....


Though both Colon and Smith pale in comparison to the level of signal call to traditionally stand under center in the city by the bay. All time Niner greats, of course Joe Cool, then John Brodie, Steve Young after that. Oh and can't forget Y.A. Tittle spent his prime there....ITS GOT TO BE THE ALLEY OOP, THERE ISNT TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE....and just for shits and giggles lets put the man who would later be the leader for the team for which I base my entire BB philosphy upon, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlEDU67Bu-Q

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 4/25/2015 9:04:27 AM

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3szXpKYCVo) I do believe you mean this.....


Though both Colon and Smith pale in comparison to the level of signal call to traditionally stand under center in the city by the bay. All time Niner greats, of course Joe Cool, then John Brodie, Steve Young after that. Oh and can't forget Y.A. Tittle spent his prime there....ITS GOT TO BE THE ALLEY OOP, THERE ISNT TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE....and just for shits and giggles lets put the man who would later be the leader for the team for which I base my entire BB philosphy upon, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlEDU67Bu-Q)

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3szXpKYCVo) I do believe you mean this.....


Though both Colon and Smith pale in comparison to the level of signal call to traditionally stand under center in the city by the bay. All time Niner greats, of course Joe Cool, then John Brodie, Steve Young after that. Oh and can't forget Y.A. Tittle spent his prime there....ITS GOT TO BE THE ALLEY OOP, THERE ISNT TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE....and just for shits and giggles lets put the man who would later be the leader for the team for which I base my entire BB philosphy upon, (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlEDU67Bu-Q)

As a Jacksonville resident and fan, I'm also pleased to report that the tradition of excellence at QB that was personified by Jim Druckenmiller will be exceeded by Blaine Gabbert, and I have to respect any organization dedicated enough to troll the league by actually giving up a draft pick to get him.

Maaaan I totally wish I saw this when you first posted it!

Season 30 was my first season on buzzer beater, but I already am absolutely hooked. I love it!

Though, I guess having a Utopia team/second team wouldn't make a ton of sense when I still have a ton of work to do with my first team.

But, in any case, DRoss that was really cool of you to do that! Way to go. You're the man!

I mean if you're going to pull my leg about it, I'd gladly take some free supporter!

Reason: Because DRoss said so.