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Lemieux is a lot taller in BB than the NHL.
10 points per game seems a bit low for him, though (at least in the context of being in the fourth division).
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I have no idea how that is American. There was also a player from Mexico with that name though.
Here's another funny one.
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Here's a fun one:
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. Also, my very own:
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Is it time to resurrect this thread? If so, then we should do so with a Joan of Arc(e) theme!
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Don't ask what sort of Chunks they are, you probably don't want to know.
Blowing Chunks since Season 4!
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Four years (and a few jobs) later, I'm finally bored enough at work again to come back and do the NBA Draft(s).
First up, 2017!
Previous drafts are here:
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- 1984, 1989-2012
and here:
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- 2013
2017 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Markelle Fultz
(26035056)
(Mark to his friends)
2 - Lonzo Ball
(25518302)
(but you can call him Lonny)
3 - Jayson Tatum
(27272412)
(aka Jay)
4 - Josh Jackson
(25673569)
5 - De'Aaron Fox
(20667987)
(eh, close)
6 - Jonathan Isaac
(39553165)
7 - Lauri Markkanen
(17095621)
(so close)
9 - Dennis Smith, Jr.
(19255661)
10 - Zach Collins
(16060955)
(he really prefers Zachary)
12 - Luke Kennard
(34370944)
(what's an r and a d between friends)
13 - Donovan Mitchell
(42427753)
(with a thick accent, this one works)
14 - Edrice "Bam" Adebayo
(10060975)
(come on, it's close)
15 - Justin Jackson
(20105191)
16 - Justin Patton
(9990563)
17 - DJ Wilson
(24020787)
(Dee for short)
19 - John Collins
(27995793)
20 - Harry Giles
(21644591)
21 - Terrance Ferguson
(21742552)
22 - Jarrett Allen
(18474760)
26 - Caleb Swanigan
(35178955)
(bring back the accent for this one)
28 - Tony Bradley
(42676681)
29 - Derrick White
(37565432)
30 - Josh Hart
(28483191)
(ye olde spelling)
Round Two
31 - Frank Jackson
(38709130)
32 - Davon Reed
(25643014)
(he goes by Dave)
34 - Frank Mason III
(7654520)
35 - Ivan Rabb
(15308039)
(don't look too closely)
36 - Jonah Bolden
(26833128)
(Jonathan for... uh... short?)
38 - Jordan Bell
(13796685)
39 - Jawun Evans
(38320333)
(little known secret: he goes by Jack)
40 - Dwayne Bacon
(13091286)
41 - Tyler Dorsey
(444152)
(but you can call him Ty... and admire his hair)
42 - Thomas Bryant
(26446009)
43 - Isaiah Hartenstein
(16974683)
(they changed it at Ellis Island)
44 - Damyean Dotson
(24585608)
(the Knicks can only spell phonetically)
45 - Dillon Brooks
(42436263)
(so close)
46 - Sterling Brown
(39973587)
51 - Monte Morris
(12019303)
52 - Edmond Sumner
(31387038)
(very very close)
53 - Kadeem Allen
(31571355)
(Kade to his friends)
54 - Alec Peters
(24618063)
(his name before he shortened it)
55 - Nigel Williams-Goss
(26893391)
(16149066)
(open together)
56 - Jabari Bird
(13930286)
(strangely, also goes by Jack)
57 - Aleksandar Vezenkov
(24198776)
(almost)
58 - Ognjen Jaramaz
(6742551)
(if you squint)
60 - Alpha Kaba
(5830046)
See you all tomorrow (or later this afternoon if things continue like this) for the 2016 Draft!
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Hey you forgot the French guy #8 ! Too hard to find ? :p
8- Frank Ntilikina
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Couldn't even find anyone close! And yet Alpha Kaba is in there. Who knew that was a common name....
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Thanks!
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And I'm back... this time with the 2016 draft.
Previous drafts are here:
(98580.447)
- 1984, 1989-2012
and here:
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- 2013
and here:
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- 2017
2016 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Ben Simmons
(26046382)
2 - Brandon Ingram
(38340794)
3 - Jaylen Brown
(26043080)
(Jay for short)
4 - Dragan Bender
(8978072)
(if you really squint)
5 - Kris Dunn
(35134890)
6 - Buddy Hield
(24820216)
(if you don't look too closely)
7 - Jamal Murray
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8 - Marquese Chriss
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(almost)
9 - Jakob Pöltl
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10 - Thon Maker
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(little known fact: he shortened his name from Thongchai)
11 - Domantas Sabonis
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(okay, it's a stretch)
14 - Denzel Valentine
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(but everyone calls him Dennis... maybe it's the hair?)
17 - Wade Baldwin IV
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18 - Henry Ellenson
(28408023)
(never bothered to fix that typo on his draft form and now look)
19 - Malik Beasley
(790765)
(but you can call him Mack)
21 - DeAndre' Bembry
(19014140)
(so close)
23 - Ante Žižić
(22926386)
25 - Brice Johnson
(20745603)
30 - Damian Jones
(14248656)
Round Two
31 - Deyonta Davis
(39941478)
(Dee to his friends)
32 - Ivica Zubac
(14954123)
33 - Cheick Diallo
(34269391)
(give or take a letter)
35 - Rade Zagorac
(14334252)
38 - Patrick McCaw
(11225444)
(before he shortened his last name)
39 - David Michineau
(38662304)
40 - Diamond Stone
(28750938)
(but his real name is Dirk)
41 - Stephen Zimmerman
(38810926)
(close enough)
42 - Isaiah Whitehead
(14023341)
(but he goes by Isaac)
43 - Zhou Qi
(39103680)
45 - Demetrius Jackson
(713025)
48 - Paul Zipser
(39567766)
(with a lisp)
53 - Petr Cornelie
(382583)
(after many years in America)
54 - Kay Felder
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(this one was changed at Ellis Island)
55 - Marcus Paige
(34304499)
(his friends call him Marc)
56 - Daniel Hamilton
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58 - Abdel Nader
(945008)
(minus the hak)
59 - Isaiah Cousins
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(another Isaiah who goes by Isaac... what are the odds)
60 - Tyrone Wallace
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More fun to come later with 2014-2015....
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