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From: Jason

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Date: 3/23/2018 4:22:04 AM
Arizona Desert Storm
III.3
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So for Injury Descriptions...

"Bruised Knee"
Has caused my player to miss 1 game, and potentially still another week...

a BRUISED knee....

Can we not have unrealistic injuries? I'd go with knee sprain, or Knee PAIN. but a "Bruise" ... people still play with bruises all the freaking time.


How about this guy??? [player=(37746822)] Poor guy had a shaving mishap and will be out for 2 weeks!!

From: khenry

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Date: 3/23/2018 6:10:04 AM
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He's actually a weekly participant in our alleyway bum fights. We have mimosas.

I once had a team with 1757 players and was $25,835,360 in debt. This is not that team. Join the Discord group open to anyone, but especially for USA managers to improve your club or get involved with the U21 and NT programs (https://discord.gg/cKpNkt2).
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Date: 3/23/2018 9:08:10 AM
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He's actually a weekly participant in our alleyway bum fights. We have mimosas.


Wait, you give the participants mimosas? We're only halfway through our season and only the champion gets a "mimosa", which we have contractually defined as being able to lick the rag used to clean up any mimosas our paying customers have spilled whilst watching the fights. You really should hire a new marketing team, or better yet, pay us handsomely for the right to let ours consult for you.

From: RandyMoss

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Date: 3/23/2018 9:25:04 PM
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yep... Yours is better...

I can't picture a cut, short of his skin folded over an eye and needs to be re-cut and re-sewn to not make him a cyclops, as any cut taking that long to knock a guy out. esp with those Rip Hamilton plastic Masks

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Date: 3/24/2018 3:48:47 PM
Greensboro Generals
III.2
Overall Posts Rated:
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https://youtu.be/PNaTy5K4Pr0

You guys do realize in the reality in which buzzerbeater exists that the first rule is....there is no buzzerbeater. It's a rogue renegade organization existing in the shadows.

Well actually that's not quite true. In the alternate dimension BB exists in, everything is BB, it is the only professional organization left in sport. Think of BB world reality as a cross between Hoosiers and the Hunger Games with just a smidgen of Rollerball mixed in for flavor.

Last edited by Coach Lambini at 3/24/2018 4:00:47 PM

From: PG17
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Date: 3/25/2018 3:31:51 PM
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little question about thw injuries....
beyond the entertaining part of knowing which organ your player brock, will it have another effect on the game? tendency to brock his leg for example or it's just that?

From: PG17

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Date: 3/26/2018 1:33:06 PM
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thanks!!

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Date: 4/5/2018 5:49:52 AM
Tbilisi Mavericks
Umaglesi Liga
Overall Posts Rated:
6666
In our nt page (Georgia), the manager stats are incorrect i guess. First of all seasons are spelled thrice and also, stats (w/l) are not correct. Is it a bug or it will be corrected?

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Date: 4/6/2018 3:00:10 AM
the criminals
II.4
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392392
When will we get the U21 stats ?

From: kammu
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Date: 5/9/2018 3:11:52 PM
Mortal Wombats
II.4
Overall Posts Rated:
6161
Second Team:
Anonymous Armadillos
Still nothing for U21s?

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