I actually think the internet game quote is funny. I didn't at first, but I used that "made for Tv" voice. You know, "Chopping my eggs is such a pain." or "Isn't there an easier way to store my plastic bags?"
The other one blows.
Try:
"You won't believe how addictive this game is! It's like coffee for your brain."
"My wife doesn't know about my affair with BuzzerBeater. If she did, it may end up being a threesome."