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251906.352 in reply to 251906.348
Date: 3/16/2014 7:45:52 PM
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Don't want to fill an entire page w/ replies to everyone, so will stop here for now. But I've really got to share some of this game footage my coach was studying. You'll probably find it interesting:


It's pretty close. But to be really accurate it'd need to have about four dipshits fouling the guy first well away from the basket before then giving up an offensive board and a bucket.

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251906.353 in reply to 251906.351
Date: 3/17/2014 10:33:07 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
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Your team isn't really hurting until you get down to the 20th man, though.

Edgar Bale (27017321) resents that. So does my now pointless Jakub Ciaputa "lookalike".

I used to have an 11 man rotation in league games a while back. And probably 13+ quality players. There should really be more benefit to having competent backups, but BB treats lucky fan games the same as losing with a respectable lineup for some reason.

Sadly I got rid of most of the "quality" depth guys over the past season or 2. Since skills drops were turning them in "quantity" guys anyway. Maybe my trainees will reach legit backup status someday?


Last edited by shikago at 3/17/2014 10:37:56 AM

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251906.354 in reply to 251906.353
Date: 3/17/2014 1:09:08 PM
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I thought this week teams that finish 5th only pay 1/2 salary? Anyone know what's going on? Thanks.

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251906.355 in reply to 251906.353
Date: 3/17/2014 6:00:30 PM
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Your team isn't really hurting until you get down to the 20th man, though.

Edgar Bale (27017321) resents that.


I'm sure he does, but you and I and everyone who follows the game knows that if he spent half the time working on his game that he spends peddling freshly-squeezed love pudding at the sperm bank to be able to afford those hair plugs, he'd be no worse than the 18th best player on your team. I know it's uncouth of me to actually hold the man's shortcomings against him, but I'm certainly not touching any of his other types of comi.....



Oh, I meant to ask: what does it feel like to be going into a hotly contested relegation series with your (and, really, everyone's) idol franchise? I'm half tempted to list noted drool pillow Walt Holman for a couple hundred thousand to celebrate the momentous occasion, but I'm currently only able to make decisions in this game that are stupid and emulating the path to success just doesn't really work for me right now.

Last edited by GM-hrudey at 3/17/2014 6:01:45 PM

From: Redemption

To: MNGM
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251906.356 in reply to 251906.343
Date: 3/18/2014 9:49:02 PM
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GG

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251906.357 in reply to 251906.356
Date: 3/18/2014 10:22:54 PM
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So, um, yeah.

About that.

Yeah.

From: Yuck

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251906.358 in reply to 251906.357
Date: 3/19/2014 1:30:44 PM
Cassville Yuck
III.3
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One of the crazier stat lines you will see in a box score. 13 minutes / -29 +/-

Diorite Pistons MIN FG 3FG FT +/- OR TR AST TO STL BLK PF PTS Rating
C C. Ye Qing 13 0 - 2 0 - 1 0 - 0 -29 1 3 2 1 0 0 2 0 9.0

A lucky fan might have been better.

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251906.359 in reply to 251906.1
Date: 3/19/2014 3:33:48 PM
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Ok kids, I decided to give you a chance to see what my team is like...

From: GM-hrudey

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251906.360 in reply to 251906.358
Date: 3/19/2014 4:34:25 PM
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One of the crazier stat lines you will see in a box score. 13 minutes / -29 +/-

Diorite Pistons MIN FG 3FG FT +/- OR TR AST TO STL BLK PF PTS Rating
C C. Ye Qing 13 0 - 2 0 - 1 0 - 0 -29 1 3 2 1 0 0 2 0 9.0

A lucky fan might have been better.


What's even crazier (we're talking like Lindsay Lohan on Robin Williams' cocaine level crazy) is that he was -25 in the final 7:50. (or -26, depending on if they assign the -1 for the made FT arising from Mobile's sixth foul).

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251906.361 in reply to 251906.359
Date: 3/19/2014 4:37:21 PM
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Ok kids, I decided to give you a chance to see what my team is like...


I think I speak for all of us (at least, all of us with serious mental problems) when I say that I've learned that Łętowski is either high as high can be or is just imagining how he'll look when he retires and gets the surgery done and walks around with really oversized breastesses. It's definitely good that the photos are cropped at about shoulder level, though.

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251906.362 in reply to 251906.359
Date: 3/19/2014 7:20:24 PM
Smallfries
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Smallfries II
Good Lord I am salivating over your 26yo. He would be beastly on my team.

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