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Four years (and a few jobs) later, I'm finally bored enough at work again to come back and do the NBA Draft(s).

First up, 2017!

Previous drafts are here: (98580.447) - 1984, 1989-2012
and here: (234599.27) - 2013

2017 NBA Draft

Round One

1 - Markelle Fultz (26035056) (Mark to his friends)
2 - Lonzo Ball (25518302) (but you can call him Lonny)
3 - Jayson Tatum (27272412) (aka Jay)
4 - Josh Jackson (25673569)
5 - De'Aaron Fox (20667987) (eh, close)
6 - Jonathan Isaac (39553165)
7 - Lauri Markkanen (17095621) (so close)
9 - Dennis Smith, Jr. (19255661)
10 - Zach Collins (16060955) (he really prefers Zachary)
12 - Luke Kennard (34370944) (what's an r and a d between friends)
13 - Donovan Mitchell (42427753) (with a thick accent, this one works)
14 - Edrice "Bam" Adebayo (10060975) (come on, it's close)
15 - Justin Jackson (20105191)
16 - Justin Patton (9990563)
17 - DJ Wilson (24020787) (Dee for short)
19 - John Collins (27995793)
20 - Harry Giles (21644591)
21 - Terrance Ferguson (21742552)
22 - Jarrett Allen (18474760)
26 - Caleb Swanigan (35178955) (bring back the accent for this one)
28 - Tony Bradley (42676681)
29 - Derrick White (37565432)
30 - Josh Hart (28483191) (ye olde spelling)

Round Two

31 - Frank Jackson (38709130)
32 - Davon Reed (25643014) (he goes by Dave)
34 - Frank Mason III (7654520)
35 - Ivan Rabb (15308039) (don't look too closely)
36 - Jonah Bolden (26833128) (Jonathan for... uh... short?)
38 - Jordan Bell (13796685)
39 - Jawun Evans (38320333) (little known secret: he goes by Jack)
40 - Dwayne Bacon (13091286)
41 - Tyler Dorsey (444152) (but you can call him Ty... and admire his hair)
42 - Thomas Bryant (26446009)
43 - Isaiah Hartenstein (16974683) (they changed it at Ellis Island)
44 - Damyean Dotson (24585608) (the Knicks can only spell phonetically)
45 - Dillon Brooks (42436263) (so close)
46 - Sterling Brown (39973587)
51 - Monte Morris (12019303)
52 - Edmond Sumner (31387038) (very very close)
53 - Kadeem Allen (31571355) (Kade to his friends)
54 - Alec Peters (24618063) (his name before he shortened it)
55 - Nigel Williams-Goss (26893391)(16149066) (open together)
56 - Jabari Bird (13930286) (strangely, also goes by Jack)
57 - Aleksandar Vezenkov (24198776) (almost)
58 - Ognjen Jaramaz (6742551) (if you squint)
60 - Alpha Kaba (5830046)

See you all tomorrow (or later this afternoon if things continue like this) for the 2016 Draft!

Last edited by IronDoofus at 6/27/2017 2:54:36 PM

Hey you forgot the French guy #8 ! Too hard to find ? :p
8- Frank Ntilikina

Couldn't even find anyone close! And yet Alpha Kaba is in there. Who knew that was a common name....

Last edited by IronDoofus at 6/27/2017 2:55:02 PM

Thanks!

And I'm back... this time with the 2016 draft.

Previous drafts are here: (98580.447) - 1984, 1989-2012
and here: (234599.27) - 2013
and here: (234599.37) - 2017

2016 NBA Draft

Round One

1 - Ben Simmons (26046382)
2 - Brandon Ingram (38340794)
3 - Jaylen Brown (26043080) (Jay for short)
4 - Dragan Bender (8978072) (if you really squint)
5 - Kris Dunn (35134890)
6 - Buddy Hield (24820216) (if you don't look too closely)
7 - Jamal Murray (10246645)
8 - Marquese Chriss (10246645) (almost)
9 - Jakob Pöltl (15300765)
10 - Thon Maker (38279061) (little known fact: he shortened his name from Thongchai)
11 - Domantas Sabonis (7697161) (okay, it's a stretch)
14 - Denzel Valentine (8783503) (but everyone calls him Dennis... maybe it's the hair?)
17 - Wade Baldwin IV (23793083)
18 - Henry Ellenson (28408023) (never bothered to fix that typo on his draft form and now look)
19 - Malik Beasley (790765) (but you can call him Mack)
21 - DeAndre' Bembry (19014140) (so close)
23 - Ante Žižić (22926386)
25 - Brice Johnson (20745603)
30 - Damian Jones (14248656)

Round Two

31 - Deyonta Davis (39941478) (Dee to his friends)
32 - Ivica Zubac (14954123)
33 - Cheick Diallo (34269391) (give or take a letter)
35 - Rade Zagorac (14334252)
38 - Patrick McCaw (11225444) (before he shortened his last name)
39 - David Michineau (38662304)
40 - Diamond Stone (28750938) (but his real name is Dirk)
41 - Stephen Zimmerman (38810926) (close enough)
42 - Isaiah Whitehead (14023341) (but he goes by Isaac)
43 - Zhou Qi (39103680)
45 - Demetrius Jackson (713025)
48 - Paul Zipser (39567766) (with a lisp)
53 - Petr Cornelie (382583) (after many years in America)
54 - Kay Felder (35328010) (this one was changed at Ellis Island)
55 - Marcus Paige (34304499) (his friends call him Marc)
56 - Daniel Hamilton (25768784)
58 - Abdel Nader (945008) (minus the hak)
59 - Isaiah Cousins (18633024) (another Isaiah who goes by Isaac... what are the odds)
60 - Tyrone Wallace (4451578)

More fun to come later with 2014-2015....

Yes, it's that time again.... Welcome to the 2015 NBA Draft!

Previous drafts are here: (98580.447) - 1984, 1989-2012
here: (234599.27) - 2013
here: (234599.42) - 2016
and here: (234599.37) - 2017

2015 NBA Draft

Round One

3 - Jahlil Okafor (20510730) (everyone calls him James)
6 - Willie Cauley-Stein (24272540) (um... close?)
7 - Emmanuel Mudiay (42130979) (fun fact: this is his real name, but people add the "yay!" when they see him play)
8 - Stanley Johnson (24745976)
9 - Frank Kaminsky (29865358) (but you can call him Franklin)
10 - Justise Winslow (23508891) (he prefers Justin)
11 - Myles Turner (16087345)
12 - Trey Lyles (17750626) (tweaked his name because he loves New Jersey so much)
14 - Cameron Payne (8420096)
16 - Terry Rozier (16297098) (almost)
18 - Sam Dekker (24024837) (sometimes there's one of him, sometimes two)
19 - Jerian Grant (41639941) (Jerry to his friends)
21 - Justin Anderson (28280296)
23 - Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (40777635)(16052208) (read together and call him Ron)
24 - Tyus Jones (29591487) (but he goes by Ty)
26 - Nikola Milutinov (8317061) (what's an ic between friends)
27 - Larry Nance, Jr. (31659461)
28 - RJ Hunter (19585468) (not a joke, this really is his name)
29 - Chris McCullough (37514268)
30 - Kevon Looney (16184110) (eh, close enough)

Round Two

33 - Jordan Mickey (30333213) (close)
34 - Anthony Brown (30663093)
35 - Willy Hernangomez (34547248) (mostly)
37 - Richaun Holmes (6631368) (but you can call him Rich)
38 - Darrun Hilliard (31634341) (slight typo)
39 - Juan Pablo Vaulet (11726499) (famous enough not to need a last name)
40 - Josh Richardson (18381051)
41 - Pat Connaughton (13234553)
43 - Joseph Young (16464385)
44 - Andrew Harrison (15143457)
45 - Marcus Thornton (9600333)
46 - Norman Powell (26947315)
47 - Arturas Gudaitis (35096060) (don't look too closely)
49 - Aaron White (768517)
50 - Marcus Eriksson (31594098)
51 - Tyler Harvey (421559)
53 - Sir'Dominic Pointer (42431597) (minus the honorific)
54 - Dani Diez (33054353)
56 - Branden Dawson (9875929) (so close)
57 - Nikola Radicevic (29125273) (was too tired to finish writing his name)
60 - Luka Mitrovic (22414901)

Next up, 2014! Keep an eye out for it... coming soon.

Last edited by IronDoofus at 7/5/2017 12:01:15 PM

An updated list of drafts (that I will continue to update as more are added). So now all of the drafts are in one place -- more useful for me than fun for you (unless you're a major NBA Draft junkie), but we'll let that go....

2017 - (234599.37)
2016 - (234599.42)
2015 - (234599.43)
2014 - (234599.46)
2013 - (234599.27)
2012 - (98580.926)
2011 - (98580.672)
2010 - (98580.401)
2009 - (98580.63)
2008 - (98580.69)
2007 - (98580.77)
2006 - (98580.81)
2005 - (98580.82)
2004 - (98580.83)
2003 - (98580.79)
2002 - (98580.231)
2001 - (98580.280)
2000 - (98580.281)
1999 - (98580.294)
1998 - (98580.303)
1997 - (98580.321)
1996 - (98580.448)
1995 - (98580.487)
1994 - (98580.491)
1993 - (98580.580)
1992 - (98580.631)
1991 - (98580.829)
1990 - (98580.868)
1989 - (98580.939)
1988 - (234599.47) (all three rounds!)
1987 - (234599.48) (first three rounds) (234599.49) (round four posted, 5-7 coming soon!)
1986 - coming soon?
1985 - coming soon?
1984 - (98580.75)

Last edited by IronDoofus at 8/17/2017 10:58:58 AM

2014 NBA Draft time! All other drafts here: (234599.44)

2014 NBA Draft

Round One

1 - Andrew Wiggins (4483507) (call him Andy)
2 - Jabari Parker (12651432) (sure, he could go by Jay, but this is way more fun)
3 - Joel Embiid (41697078) (his friends call him Jose)
4 - Aaron Gordon (29724773)
6 - Marcus Smart (32543721)
7 - Julius Randle (6380541) (so close)
10 - Elfrid Payton (39109267) (he's always been a Fudd fan)
11 - Doug McDermott (27208953)
12 - Dario Šarić (42766564)
13 - Zach LaVine (28176974) (almost)
14 - T.J. Warren (29140517) (no joke, this is actually his name)
15 - Adreian Payne (28766805) (darn autocorrect...)
17 - James Young (16741925)
18 - Tyler Ennis (32638558)
19 - Gary Harris (26434878)
20 - Bruno Caboclo (10471990) (after he shortened it)
22 - Jordan Adams (16270352)
23 - Rodney Hood (35998328)
25 - Clint Capela (39956978) (post-Americanization)
26 - P.J. Hairston (23757286) (again, no joke, this is his name)
27 - Bogdan Bogdanović (18866163)
28 - C.J. Wilcox (43077453) (once again, no lie, real name)
29 - Josh Huestis (805675) (um... close?)
30 - Kyle Anderson (24733610)

Round Two

31 - Damien Inglis (15972233)
32 - K.J. McDaniels (16445530) (well, the first name is right)
33 - Joe Harris (35471949)
34 - Cleanthony Early (31536372) (Cleo to his friends)
35 - Jarnell Stokes (7923736) (but you can call him Jackie)
36 - Johnny O'Bryant III (22987066) (don't look too closely)
37 - DeAndre Daniels (23116299) (almost)
39 - Jerami Grant (26165278) (darn autocorrect)
40 - Glenn Robinson III (13087765)
41 - Nikola Jokić (42808634)
42 - Nick Johnson (33444945)
44 - Markel Brown (4321984)
45 - Dwight Powell (18551244)
46 - Jordan Clarkson (40634776)
47 - Russ Smith (17573538)
50 - Alec Brown (25717192)
53 - Alessandro Gentile (34541569)
57 - Louis Labeyrie (18005478)
60 - Cory Jefferson (11644405) (so close)

Next up, 1988! I'm looking forward to getting through the 80s and ending up in the years where there were more than 2 rounds. Another couple of weeks and we should be there.

Last edited by IronDoofus at 7/12/2017 5:05:20 PM