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From: chihorn

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173054.37 in reply to 173054.36
Date: 2/10/2011 11:36:14 AM
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Car pulls up to the big menu board…

“Hi, welcome to McBabies. How can I help you?”
“I’d like a McBaby with Perennial Allstar potential who will grow to 6’-5”. In 24 years he’ll make a great small forward.”
“Okay. And what nationality should he be?”
“Uh, let’s make it Bangladesh.”
“We don’t have any McBabies from Bangladesh.”
“Oh, you don’t? It’s only, like, what, the 8th most populous country in the world?! Hmm, well then just make him Canadian.”
“Okay. Would you like an arena expansion with that?”
“Sure. How about 50 McCourtside seats and a McLuxury box.”
“Thank you for your order. Just pull right up.”

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