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Four years (and a few jobs) later, I'm finally bored enough at work again to come back and do the NBA Draft(s).
First up, 2017!
Previous drafts are here:
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- 1984, 1989-2012
and here:
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- 2013
2017 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Markelle Fultz
(26035056)
(Mark to his friends)
2 - Lonzo Ball
(25518302)
(but you can call him Lonny)
3 - Jayson Tatum
(27272412)
(aka Jay)
4 - Josh Jackson
(25673569)
5 - De'Aaron Fox
(20667987)
(eh, close)
6 - Jonathan Isaac
(39553165)
7 - Lauri Markkanen
(17095621)
(so close)
9 - Dennis Smith, Jr.
(19255661)
10 - Zach Collins
(16060955)
(he really prefers Zachary)
12 - Luke Kennard
(34370944)
(what's an r and a d between friends)
13 - Donovan Mitchell
(42427753)
(with a thick accent, this one works)
14 - Edrice "Bam" Adebayo
(10060975)
(come on, it's close)
15 - Justin Jackson
(20105191)
16 - Justin Patton
(9990563)
17 - DJ Wilson
(24020787)
(Dee for short)
19 - John Collins
(27995793)
20 - Harry Giles
(21644591)
21 - Terrance Ferguson
(21742552)
22 - Jarrett Allen
(18474760)
26 - Caleb Swanigan
(35178955)
(bring back the accent for this one)
28 - Tony Bradley
(42676681)
29 - Derrick White
(37565432)
30 - Josh Hart
(28483191)
(ye olde spelling)
Round Two
31 - Frank Jackson
(38709130)
32 - Davon Reed
(25643014)
(he goes by Dave)
34 - Frank Mason III
(7654520)
35 - Ivan Rabb
(15308039)
(don't look too closely)
36 - Jonah Bolden
(26833128)
(Jonathan for... uh... short?)
38 - Jordan Bell
(13796685)
39 - Jawun Evans
(38320333)
(little known secret: he goes by Jack)
40 - Dwayne Bacon
(13091286)
41 - Tyler Dorsey
(444152)
(but you can call him Ty... and admire his hair)
42 - Thomas Bryant
(26446009)
43 - Isaiah Hartenstein
(16974683)
(they changed it at Ellis Island)
44 - Damyean Dotson
(24585608)
(the Knicks can only spell phonetically)
45 - Dillon Brooks
(42436263)
(so close)
46 - Sterling Brown
(39973587)
51 - Monte Morris
(12019303)
52 - Edmond Sumner
(31387038)
(very very close)
53 - Kadeem Allen
(31571355)
(Kade to his friends)
54 - Alec Peters
(24618063)
(his name before he shortened it)
55 - Nigel Williams-Goss
(26893391)
(16149066)
(open together)
56 - Jabari Bird
(13930286)
(strangely, also goes by Jack)
57 - Aleksandar Vezenkov
(24198776)
(almost)
58 - Ognjen Jaramaz
(6742551)
(if you squint)
60 - Alpha Kaba
(5830046)
See you all tomorrow (or later this afternoon if things continue like this) for the 2016 Draft!
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Hey you forgot the French guy #8 ! Too hard to find ? :p
8- Frank Ntilikina
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Couldn't even find anyone close! And yet Alpha Kaba is in there. Who knew that was a common name....
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Thanks!
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And I'm back... this time with the 2016 draft.
Previous drafts are here:
(98580.447)
- 1984, 1989-2012
and here:
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- 2013
and here:
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- 2017
2016 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Ben Simmons
(26046382)
2 - Brandon Ingram
(38340794)
3 - Jaylen Brown
(26043080)
(Jay for short)
4 - Dragan Bender
(8978072)
(if you really squint)
5 - Kris Dunn
(35134890)
6 - Buddy Hield
(24820216)
(if you don't look too closely)
7 - Jamal Murray
(10246645)
8 - Marquese Chriss
(10246645)
(almost)
9 - Jakob Pöltl
(15300765)
10 - Thon Maker
(38279061)
(little known fact: he shortened his name from Thongchai)
11 - Domantas Sabonis
(7697161)
(okay, it's a stretch)
14 - Denzel Valentine
(8783503)
(but everyone calls him Dennis... maybe it's the hair?)
17 - Wade Baldwin IV
(23793083)
18 - Henry Ellenson
(28408023)
(never bothered to fix that typo on his draft form and now look)
19 - Malik Beasley
(790765)
(but you can call him Mack)
21 - DeAndre' Bembry
(19014140)
(so close)
23 - Ante Žižić
(22926386)
25 - Brice Johnson
(20745603)
30 - Damian Jones
(14248656)
Round Two
31 - Deyonta Davis
(39941478)
(Dee to his friends)
32 - Ivica Zubac
(14954123)
33 - Cheick Diallo
(34269391)
(give or take a letter)
35 - Rade Zagorac
(14334252)
38 - Patrick McCaw
(11225444)
(before he shortened his last name)
39 - David Michineau
(38662304)
40 - Diamond Stone
(28750938)
(but his real name is Dirk)
41 - Stephen Zimmerman
(38810926)
(close enough)
42 - Isaiah Whitehead
(14023341)
(but he goes by Isaac)
43 - Zhou Qi
(39103680)
45 - Demetrius Jackson
(713025)
48 - Paul Zipser
(39567766)
(with a lisp)
53 - Petr Cornelie
(382583)
(after many years in America)
54 - Kay Felder
(35328010)
(this one was changed at Ellis Island)
55 - Marcus Paige
(34304499)
(his friends call him Marc)
56 - Daniel Hamilton
(25768784)
58 - Abdel Nader
(945008)
(minus the hak)
59 - Isaiah Cousins
(18633024)
(another Isaiah who goes by Isaac... what are the odds)
60 - Tyrone Wallace
(4451578)
More fun to come later with 2014-2015....
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Yes, it's that time again.... Welcome to the 2015 NBA Draft!
Previous drafts are here:
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- 1984, 1989-2012
here:
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- 2013
here:
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- 2016
and here:
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- 2017
2015 NBA Draft
Round One
3 - Jahlil Okafor
(20510730)
(everyone calls him James)
6 - Willie Cauley-Stein
(24272540)
(um... close?)
7 - Emmanuel Mudiay
(42130979)
(fun fact: this is his real name, but people add the "yay!" when they see him play)
8 - Stanley Johnson
(24745976)
9 - Frank Kaminsky
(29865358)
(but you can call him Franklin)
10 - Justise Winslow
(23508891)
(he prefers Justin)
11 - Myles Turner
(16087345)
12 - Trey Lyles
(17750626)
(tweaked his name because he loves New Jersey so much)
14 - Cameron Payne
(8420096)
16 - Terry Rozier
(16297098)
(almost)
18 - Sam Dekker
(24024837)
(sometimes there's one of him, sometimes two)
19 - Jerian Grant
(41639941)
(Jerry to his friends)
21 - Justin Anderson
(28280296)
23 - Rondae Hollis-Jefferson
(40777635)
(16052208)
(read together and call him Ron)
24 - Tyus Jones
(29591487)
(but he goes by Ty)
26 - Nikola Milutinov
(8317061)
(what's an ic between friends)
27 - Larry Nance, Jr.
(31659461)
28 - RJ Hunter
(19585468)
(not a joke, this really is his name)
29 - Chris McCullough
(37514268)
30 - Kevon Looney
(16184110)
(eh, close enough)
Round Two
33 - Jordan Mickey
(30333213)
(close)
34 - Anthony Brown
(30663093)
35 - Willy Hernangomez
(34547248)
(mostly)
37 - Richaun Holmes
(6631368)
(but you can call him Rich)
38 - Darrun Hilliard
(31634341)
(slight typo)
39 - Juan Pablo Vaulet
(11726499)
(famous enough not to need a last name)
40 - Josh Richardson
(18381051)
41 - Pat Connaughton
(13234553)
43 - Joseph Young
(16464385)
44 - Andrew Harrison
(15143457)
45 - Marcus Thornton
(9600333)
46 - Norman Powell
(26947315)
47 - Arturas Gudaitis
(35096060)
(don't look too closely)
49 - Aaron White
(768517)
50 - Marcus Eriksson
(31594098)
51 - Tyler Harvey
(421559)
53 - Sir'Dominic Pointer
(42431597)
(minus the honorific)
54 - Dani Diez
(33054353)
56 - Branden Dawson
(9875929)
(so close)
57 - Nikola Radicevic
(29125273)
(was too tired to finish writing his name)
60 - Luka Mitrovic
(22414901)
Next up, 2014! Keep an eye out for it... coming soon.
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An updated list of drafts (that I will continue to update as more are added). So now all of the drafts are in one place -- more useful for me than fun for you (unless you're a major NBA Draft junkie), but we'll let that go....
2017 -
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2016 -
(234599.42)
2015 -
(234599.43)
2014 -
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2013 -
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2012 -
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2011 -
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2010 -
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2009 -
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2008 -
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2007 -
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2006 -
(98580.81)
2005 -
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2004 -
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2003 -
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2002 -
(98580.231)
2001 -
(98580.280)
2000 -
(98580.281)
1999 -
(98580.294)
1998 -
(98580.303)
1997 -
(98580.321)
1996 -
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1995 -
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1994 -
(98580.491)
1993 -
(98580.580)
1992 -
(98580.631)
1991 -
(98580.829)
1990 -
(98580.868)
1989 -
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1988 -
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(all three rounds!)
1987 -
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(first three rounds)
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(round four posted, 5-7 coming soon!)
1986 -
coming soon?
1985 -
coming soon?
1984 -
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2014 NBA Draft time! All other drafts here:
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2014 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Andrew Wiggins
(4483507)
(call him Andy)
2 - Jabari Parker
(12651432)
(sure, he could go by Jay, but this is way more fun)
3 - Joel Embiid
(41697078)
(his friends call him Jose)
4 - Aaron Gordon
(29724773)
6 - Marcus Smart
(32543721)
7 - Julius Randle
(6380541)
(so close)
10 - Elfrid Payton
(39109267)
(he's always been a Fudd fan)
11 - Doug McDermott
(27208953)
12 - Dario Šarić
(42766564)
13 - Zach LaVine
(28176974)
(almost)
14 - T.J. Warren
(29140517)
(no joke, this is actually his name)
15 - Adreian Payne
(28766805)
(darn autocorrect...)
17 - James Young
(16741925)
18 - Tyler Ennis
(32638558)
19 - Gary Harris
(26434878)
20 - Bruno Caboclo
(10471990)
(after he shortened it)
22 - Jordan Adams
(16270352)
23 - Rodney Hood
(35998328)
25 - Clint Capela
(39956978)
(post-Americanization)
26 - P.J. Hairston
(23757286)
(again, no joke, this
is
his name)
27 - Bogdan Bogdanović
(18866163)
28 - C.J. Wilcox
(43077453)
(once again, no lie, real name)
29 - Josh Huestis
(805675)
(um... close?)
30 - Kyle Anderson
(24733610)
Round Two
31 - Damien Inglis
(15972233)
32 - K.J. McDaniels
(16445530)
(well, the first name is right)
33 - Joe Harris
(35471949)
34 - Cleanthony Early
(31536372)
(Cleo to his friends)
35 - Jarnell Stokes
(7923736)
(but you can call him Jackie)
36 - Johnny O'Bryant III
(22987066)
(don't look too closely)
37 - DeAndre Daniels
(23116299)
(almost)
39 - Jerami Grant
(26165278)
(darn autocorrect)
40 - Glenn Robinson III
(13087765)
41 - Nikola Jokić
(42808634)
42 - Nick Johnson
(33444945)
44 - Markel Brown
(4321984)
45 - Dwight Powell
(18551244)
46 - Jordan Clarkson
(40634776)
47 - Russ Smith
(17573538)
50 - Alec Brown
(25717192)
53 - Alessandro Gentile
(34541569)
57 - Louis Labeyrie
(18005478)
60 - Cory Jefferson
(11644405)
(so close)
Next up, 1988! I'm looking forward to getting through the 80s and ending up in the years where there were more than 2 rounds. Another couple of weeks and we should be there.
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At last, the long awaited 1988 NBA Draft! All other drafts here:
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1988 NBA Draft
Round One
1 - Danny Manning
(20819826)
2 - Rik Smits
(29456922)
(don't look too closely)
3 - Charles Smith
(21571019)
4 - Chris Morris
(492821)
5 - Mitch Richmond
(19584461)
6 - Hersey Hawkins
(2904058)
(but he'll answer to Herb)
7 - Tim Perry
(21848311)
10 - Willie Anderson
(32643072)
11 - Will Perdue
(35120375)
12 - Harvey Grant
(11267223)
13 - Jeff Grayer
(6850384)
(er....)
14 - Dan Majerle
(25417254)
15 - Gary Grant
(37661796)
17 - Eric Leckner
(24358226)
(Lucky Lecky)
18 - Ricky Berry
(16178461)
19 - Rod Strickland
(12808336)
20 - Kevin Edwards
(33324715)
21 - Mark Bryant
(34960899)
22 - Randolph Keys
(14424693)
(Randy to his friends)
23 - Jerome Lane
(9441591)
24 - Brian Shaw
(33817464)
25 - David Rivers
(30676129)
Round Two
26 - Rolando Ferreira
(40336083)
27 - Shelton Jones
(31125140)
28 - Andrew Lang
(35089424)
31 - Everette Stephens
(42390736)
(so close)
33 - Grant Long
(9790701)
34 - Tom Tolbert
(41586927)
35 - Sylvester Gray
(18439049)
(almost)
37 - Greg Butler
(43480919)
38 - Dean Garrett
(40325179)
41 - Keith Smart
(38294106)
43 - Todd Mitchell
(16164626)
44 - Anthony Taylor
(36771168)
47 - Vernon Maxwell
(20744875)
48 - Micheal Williams
(10207902)
(autocorrect gets you every time)
49 - José Vargas
(11799783)
50 - Steve Kerr
(42317678)
Round Three
51 - Rob Lock
(20751851)
(ye olde spelling)
52 - Derrick Hamilton
(12472249)
53 - Anthony Mason
(28479209)
(can you believe he didn't go until the third round?)
54 - Jorge González
(4164367)
55 - Rodney Johns
(14821124)
57 - Hernán Montenegro
(38789736)
58 - Jeff Moore
(35989609)
59 - Nate Johnston
(24709798)
61 - Herbert Crook
(35135793)
62 - Derrick Lewis
(22073293)
63 - Mike Jones
(28758916)
64 - Winston Bennett
(18940097)
(Bood, Benner, Bennett)
65 - Corey Gaines
(39899187)
66 - Dwight Boyd
(12435944)
67 - Ricky Grace
(28414352)
(so close)
68 - Darryl Middleton
(28480395)
(Kate's secret basketball-playing brother?)
70 - Jerry Johnson
(26962801)
71 - Craig Neal
(9942181)
72 - Lee Johnson
(20256326)
73 - Michael Anderson
(12591601)
74 - Gerald Paddio
(6448151)
(if you squint)
75 - Archie Marshall
(40787129)
Next up, 1987!
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