*Here are my questions:
1) Studies show, in last seasons World Cup, the US NT finished in lamest part of Pool B, possible. When asked about this, one US manager even went as far as to say, "it was pretty lame." Would you agree, or disagree? Why? (Also, do you feel the urge to punch that "one US manager" in his face)?
2) Hypothetically and metaphorically speaking, say I was sitting on a toilet, took a crap, and had nothing to wipe with. Then, out of desperation, I decide to use one of my hands. Keep in mind, one hand has the name "Isaiah" written on it, and the other, "Magiker." In YOUR opinion, given the predicament, which hand should I use?
3) I will vote for one of you, if for some reason, you wanted me to. Would one of you guys want me to do that?
1. It was pretty lame. I probably wouldn't want to punch that "one US manager," especially if he had fecal matter all over his hands...
2. Hypothetically and metaphorically speaking, unless you're on a cruise ship, you'd probably go ahead and then wash your hands. Your crap is then spread on both hands as they're washed, and our names are likely washed off at that point. So does it really matter? However when wiping yourself, I would prefer, for your sake, you use your dominant hand. This is an important situation, and there's no reason to half-ass (no pun intended) this. Also, if our names are permanently on your hands, I'd prefer for be on the non-dominant hand for several reasons, not just this one.
3. Probably.