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1st press release:
RECORD SHOW-UP AT VERIZON ARENA (Plus a rumor is in the air)
In the first game of the season, the buzzerbees didn't expect much from their fans during this game against Arizona. Boy, where they wrong. A record 7665 people showed up at Verizon Arena to cheer on a championship caliber team this year, and if this keeps up, the 'bees will soon be able to dish for a much deeper bench and a better trainer. "Our goal is to have all our players to 10k salary minimum. That will show our depth and make way for maybe a successful season even in III." says head coach Bob Joe Ding-Dong. Also, we have been getting reports that the 'Bees may want to put their star center Jeremiah Douglas out on the Transfer List. "Jeremiah has not been performing up to expectations, and we are becoming frustrated with him." says an anonymous person who oddly, looks like backup center Fabiano Bernardino. --- Andrea Focklor of Alienated Sports Network.

OMG
GM Andrew Joloper has shopped Devon Johnson! Buzzerbees fans are rioting in the streets of Little Rock. "Yes, shopping DJ was my decision but i doubt he will be bought. The price is high. I wouldn't want to sell him, but if someone does buy, we will have 1.2 million in our warchest to spend on a better player." , says Joloper on his shocking move. Joloper has made some crazy moves today, and is likely to be fired sometime this week. He has also started selling lollipops shaped as PG Tang Kunxing. Bit gay, eh?

Last edited by The Great Stinger at 1/16/2011 6:44:55 PM

DESTROY!!
Tang Kunxing had a Bees record high 14 asts against the Donner Pass Cannibals yesterday. Most of those assists went to the high scoring Devon Johnson. He didn't do to well shooting the ball, but from 3 land, he shot 5-9. Jeremiah Douglas had his 10th double double (shamefully.) with 13 points and 14 rebounds or something. "Outside Iso worked for us, but we have yet to test it against a team in the elite ranks of IV. 21. We are going to test it for the first half of the season. If it does not work out, it will be back to princeton." says head coach. Good Bye.......

True Bees spirit
The bees dismantled the creamsicles 72-95, but it was a performance none of the player or coaches were proud of.
"We did good, but I can think of the things i could have done differently. I could think about my bad selection of shots." Says superstar Devon Johnson, who scored 24 points on 28 attempts! The whole game was a defensive party. The Creamsicles shot 33-85 from the field, and the Bees 38-96. The only reason the bees won was because of their 20 offensive rebounds and 63 total rebounds. This game shows true Bees Spirit: Tenacious, Defense reliant, and Hustle.

Tieing against boss and (maybe scrots)

GM Andrew Joloper has decided to sell off most of the 'Bees! Does the GM have a good reason to do this other than to ruin the team? Yes he does, according to a source very close to Joloper. "The original team had not made the PO for three straight years, and when they did, they were always knocked out by the Fok Seminoles. In this years highly competetitive IV. 21, there are 3 CENTERS above 50k! The 'Bees had no such player to challenge them to knock them out." said the source. Joloper backs this up with even more reasons. "Our team was in no shape to challenge, say the 50k center from the Saratoga Snakes, or the 30k center of Who Dey, and DEFINITELY not the 70k center of Royal Eagles SB. This move will let rebuild around budding trainee Fabiano Bernardino, and if all goes well, the sales will net us about 2-3 million!" This tantalizing number is hypnotizing the 'Bees fans apparently, and they might have agreed with the move if it had not been the listing of the beloved underacheiver Devon Johnson. ~~Reporting Bob Marfey of 123ABC Speed News.

1 top notch rookie, then other on vets.