This is not an easy decision to make, as there are 4 teams that need to be considered when you are deciding who is Salisbury's team. Salisbury citizens not only want good basketball players to represent their town, but they also want to see the players on their local teams be multi-skilled, as it helps the street cred of these players, and as we all know, street cred is an important thing to have. So who is Salisbury's team? Let's break it down.
First of course, is the Salisbury Auerbachs. When you think of the Salisbury Auerbachs, Dirk Trujillo
(342630) comes to mind. However, Trujillo is one of the most populated cities in Peru, which doesn't catch the attention of Salisbury, as they prefer America, Kyrgyzstan, and Equatorial Guinea. The next player I want to look at is Francis Knapp
(20741983). Salisbury doesn't want to be looked upon as a lazy town, so this is not the player you want to see on Salisbury's team. As we all know, you are only as good as your weakest link, so this makes the entire Auerbachs team look lazy. The last player I want to look at is Lionel Miner
(17741510). Mining isn't a bad skill to have, but it is not a useful skill for anyone who lives in Massachusetts. This guy would be a better fit on a team like the UTEP Miners, as mining is more important over there.
Next is the Salisbury Pawns
(271817). You will notice that they are managed by a computerized player, which is a positive thing for the town of Salisbury, as it shows off how great the town's technology development is, so now they can build computers that manage basketball teams. The first player to look at is Daniel Wolfe
(17754060). Having a wolf on the team shows that Salisbury is kind with the enivornment, which is always a positive. Next, is Grant Painter
(16176892). Art is a great way to get famous, and the more famous people there are in Salisbury, the more street cred the town gets. Lastly, is William Justice
(16176896). His ability to bring justice to Salisbury is a positive influence on the town, and that makes him one of the most popular athletes in Salisbury history, and popular athletes get street cred.
Now, we have the Salisbury North
(196792). Don't be concerned that the team is located in Australia, because this is due to the recent expansion the town has made to go so far north that somehow they ended up in Australia. The first player to look at is Michael Bird
(6628098). Like Daniel Wolfe, having this player on what could be Salisbury's team makes the town look like it is kind with the environment. Next, is William Playfair
(14196877). His leadership is excellent due to his great sportsmanship that he displays towards other teams, something that the Auerbachs lack. Last, is Mate Madar
(10288479). After hanging out with other members of his team, his street cred goes way up, which attracts the ladies. Mate Madar is known for being a great mate in bed, helping the town draw interest from some of the best hoes from around the world.
Last, is the Salisbury Rangers
(263841). Like the Pawns, the development in technology is being shown from the computerized manager. It is shown off even more from their player Henry McIntosh
(16032665), who helped out in designing his own manager. What a boss. Next, there is Frank Fisher
(16032669). While some other teams from Salisbury help the environment, this team doesn't. Fisher participates in an activity called "fish killing" which is similar to dog fighting. This could lead to jail time for him, and that could draw attention to Salisbury as being a town with a bunch of thugs. Last, is Aaron MacAsian
(20819896). This guy puts the cherry on the top when it comes to the computer technology, and no one can question how smart he is, due to the fact that he is Asian.
To conclude, I would have to crown Salisbury North as Salisbury's team, due to having elite multi-skill talents.