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From: moflaffle

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This is not an easy decision to make, as there are 4 teams that need to be considered when you are deciding who is Salisbury's team. Salisbury citizens not only want good basketball players to represent their town, but they also want to see the players on their local teams be multi-skilled, as it helps the street cred of these players, and as we all know, street cred is an important thing to have. So who is Salisbury's team? Let's break it down.

First of course, is the Salisbury Auerbachs. When you think of the Salisbury Auerbachs, Dirk Trujillo (342630) comes to mind. However, Trujillo is one of the most populated cities in Peru, which doesn't catch the attention of Salisbury, as they prefer America, Kyrgyzstan, and Equatorial Guinea. The next player I want to look at is Francis Knapp (20741983). Salisbury doesn't want to be looked upon as a lazy town, so this is not the player you want to see on Salisbury's team. As we all know, you are only as good as your weakest link, so this makes the entire Auerbachs team look lazy. The last player I want to look at is Lionel Miner (17741510). Mining isn't a bad skill to have, but it is not a useful skill for anyone who lives in Massachusetts. This guy would be a better fit on a team like the UTEP Miners, as mining is more important over there.

Next is the Salisbury Pawns (271817). You will notice that they are managed by a computerized player, which is a positive thing for the town of Salisbury, as it shows off how great the town's technology development is, so now they can build computers that manage basketball teams. The first player to look at is Daniel Wolfe (17754060). Having a wolf on the team shows that Salisbury is kind with the enivornment, which is always a positive. Next, is Grant Painter (16176892). Art is a great way to get famous, and the more famous people there are in Salisbury, the more street cred the town gets. Lastly, is William Justice (16176896). His ability to bring justice to Salisbury is a positive influence on the town, and that makes him one of the most popular athletes in Salisbury history, and popular athletes get street cred.

Now, we have the Salisbury North (196792). Don't be concerned that the team is located in Australia, because this is due to the recent expansion the town has made to go so far north that somehow they ended up in Australia. The first player to look at is Michael Bird (6628098). Like Daniel Wolfe, having this player on what could be Salisbury's team makes the town look like it is kind with the environment. Next, is William Playfair (14196877). His leadership is excellent due to his great sportsmanship that he displays towards other teams, something that the Auerbachs lack. Last, is Mate Madar (10288479). After hanging out with other members of his team, his street cred goes way up, which attracts the ladies. Mate Madar is known for being a great mate in bed, helping the town draw interest from some of the best hoes from around the world.

Last, is the Salisbury Rangers (263841). Like the Pawns, the development in technology is being shown from the computerized manager. It is shown off even more from their player Henry McIntosh (16032665), who helped out in designing his own manager. What a boss. Next, there is Frank Fisher (16032669). While some other teams from Salisbury help the environment, this team doesn't. Fisher participates in an activity called "fish killing" which is similar to dog fighting. This could lead to jail time for him, and that could draw attention to Salisbury as being a town with a bunch of thugs. Last, is Aaron MacAsian (20819896). This guy puts the cherry on the top when it comes to the computer technology, and no one can question how smart he is, due to the fact that he is Asian.

To conclude, I would have to crown Salisbury North as Salisbury's team, due to having elite multi-skill talents.

From: Coolbobj

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What's Salisbury?

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From: Calum

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It's actually a town in England. The town in question here though is an imitation town in the US named as such by a unoriginal yet patriotic expansionist. Maybe those traits have been maintained within its current populace.

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Date: 8/24/2011 1:45:33 AM
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Tough question Edju but I believe I have an answer

The Salisbury Auerbachs are based in Massachusetts, which alone makes them an awful franchise that probably will piss fans off so much to a point that the front office will throw buckets of $$$ at players to theoretically buy a championship. And then have the balls to call it a legit one. They just don't get that no one cares if they win a championship. If I spend $1,000,000 on each participant in the Kentucky Derby, no one gives a damn if I win. However if I spend 1,000,000 on one horse, and win, than people actually care. You see same logic.

Most Massachusetts natives like the Red Sox, or Pats, which can only mean that they are all idiots, and probably think Woody Paige is a good journalist. Which makes me question there food. It can't possibly be healthy to consume but no one questions anything, since Massachusian's are usually annoying and no one cares for them much. That's probably not the point, if there is one. You know come to think of it typing "Salisbury" into Wikipedia gives you no suggestions for "Salisbury MA" just "Salisbury NC", "Salisbury MD", "Salisbury Connecticut", and "Salisbury Rhodesia" which I believe only proves my point that the MA Salisburites have probably pissed even the all mighty wiki gods off(I am not worthy), which can't be good for proving the Salisbury Auerbachs as Salisbury's team. And who even gives them self the brand of being a city's team. The Cowboy's branded themselves America's team and no one likes them. Really no one. I mean fine try to be "Salisbury's team" but good luck getting your season ticket holders above 5. Now Edju you lose out on the title since you want the title. Really I can stop there but I don't like you. It's nothing personal at all but if you haven't found out by now that I hate everything Massachusetts than I seriously recommend a doctor. Massage therapist's are good. I know a great one as a matter of fact. He plays Disney Songs while he works on trying to make you less Massachuestsy. Don't worry it can be cured.

Going with my dear friend moflaffles 4 finalist, who totally agrees with everything written above, you have to clearly crown Salisbury North as "Salisbury's team". Honestly who hates the Aussies? I can't think of a single guy(girl) who don't love their accents, and hospitality. America sorry we failed. If we want to not be looked at condescendingly by Europeans, we have to become Australians. Seriously no one hates them. Actually the Aussie's are so modest they would probably actually deny the narcissistic title "Salisbury's team"

So after all that Edju, you are "Salisbury's team. I hope you enjoy your title knowing very well that you got it by default. However it's not my place to judge. Never my place to judge. It's just flat out rude.





Last edited by oriolekid at 8/24/2011 1:46:04 AM

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But I thought Woody Paige was a good journalist.