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From: Yuck

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251906.4 in reply to 251906.2
Date: 12/23/2013 11:00:14 PM
Cassville Yuck
III.3
Overall Posts Rated:
555555
Second Team:
Yuckville Cass
Not real excited about having to spend money this season

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251906.5 in reply to 251906.3
Date: 12/23/2013 11:01:03 PM
Smallfries
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
419419
Second Team:
Smallfries II
You only wish. I'm gonna step all over mr. Rick Smits' big clogs and really show these teams how to run an outside offense. Only bad thing is I have 15 teams standing in my way from doing that...

From: calfson

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251906.6 in reply to 251906.2
Date: 12/24/2013 7:50:00 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
3434
Well the good news is I'm looking for that eject button. I've never tanked a season before, but i'm going to do it in style this season and put the new game options to work.

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251906.7 in reply to 251906.5
Date: 12/24/2013 9:30:59 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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You only wish. I'm gonna step all over mr. Rick Smits' big clogs and really show these teams how to run an outside offense. Only bad thing is I have 15 teams standing in my way from doing that...


I would be shaking in my boots, except that I don't wear boots and besides, you and I both know that I could send out Jonathan Yi and four pre-op transexual epileptic chimpanzees and still end up winning because Yi.

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251906.8 in reply to 251906.1
Date: 12/24/2013 9:48:47 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
Overall Posts Rated:
849849
Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom

Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?

From: shikago
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251906.9 in reply to 251906.6
Date: 12/24/2013 9:51:27 AM
Milwaukee Lethargy
III.5
Overall Posts Rated:
849849
I think I might set a record for skill drops this season.

oh & lol @ the Visionaries current ranking... #347 USA
(are there even that many active teams left?)

Though they'll easily win the league if they want to. And I can be like, "II.3-->II.3-->II.4 represent". And cross my arms like an 80's rapper.

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251906.10 in reply to 251906.8
Date: 12/24/2013 10:04:37 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
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Just know that when you use the league's executive washroom

Is Vardis Sourpis(s) (18733826) allowed to use the executive washroom?


Let's not pretend like I could say no and he would take the news despondently and proceed to urinate anywhere else. We know that it would go down more like I'd say no, he'd say "Vat is this? I must to piss" and he'd get by whatever security measures and attendants we could put in place anyway on the pittance anyone in this league has left over to pay for additional salaries. And then he'd probably come piss in my office too. So, uh, I say he's more than welcome to use the executive washroom, but I heard Isaiah said he can't, so please direct all urinary questions and, more importantly, streams in that direction.

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251906.11 in reply to 251906.7
Date: 12/24/2013 10:25:33 AM
Smallfries
II.1
Overall Posts Rated:
419419
Second Team:
Smallfries II
My team is afraid of Yi. They told me they will take a forfit against him this season. I'm perfectly fine with that too because, quite frankly, I don't want to hear them cry Yi Yi Yi all the way home again.

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251906.12 in reply to 251906.11
Date: 12/24/2013 11:22:40 AM
Overall Posts Rated:
2020
I was enjoying myself quite a bit in DIII. Too much so that they decided to put me here! Thank you for the money, I'll be exiting stage left.

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251906.13 in reply to 251906.11
Date: 12/24/2013 12:11:46 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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My team is afraid of Yi. They told me they will take a forfit against him this season. I'm perfectly fine with that too because, quite frankly, I don't want to hear them cry Yi Yi Yi all the way home again.


This little smallfry is on the market,
this little smallfry stayed home,
this little smallfry has OD
but played like he has none,
and this little smallfry cried Yi Yi Yi all the way into Bowman Smeall's tender embrace.


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251906.14 in reply to 251906.12
Date: 12/24/2013 12:19:25 PM
Overall Posts Rated:
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I was enjoying myself quite a bit in DIII. Too much so that they decided to put me here! Thank you for the money, I'll be exiting stage left.


Hopefully at least you enjoy your time here. Put in a good word with your friends or anyone else who'll listen and tank out of this league - it only takes three people in the conference to tank out to lock up 5th place for me!

Oh, and more to everyone, salaries are updated. The salary floor jumped 7500 to $203,242 so TV revenue should be somewhere about $145,173.

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