Splijnterfuuts is a cozy, old-time arena without modern amenities like Wi-Fi, heated or padded seating, or any other foibles that cost the team money and do not make the team money. Situated at the finest abandoned parking lot we could acquire cheaply, the highlight of the stadium is the numerous souvenir stands and the team's Hall of Fame, which conveniently also has souvenir stands at all entrances. While competition rules dictate what prices we can charge for tickets, we know our fans are dedicated to the team and we encourage them to show their Clogs pride financially, so we want to make sure that at every step of the way, we make it convenient for them to give their money to us in appreciation for the work we do taking their money from them. Oh, and occasionally at these sales events something resembling a basketball game breaks out, but we've been hard at work ensuring that nothing more exciting than the nightly three for the price of three sales at the gift shop occurs.