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From: Kukas

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Date: 8/4/2025 8:11:48 AM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
Day 7 (Saturday 2 August 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Kings Knights 74 - Splash Gang 90
Stark Contrast 89 - The LA Lions 68
ETBU Tigers 149 - Resurrected Fury 32
HumanFund 73 - 10inch Vertical 93
Flashover 100 - Virginia Cavaliers 111
Beware of Dogs 37 - Silverbacks 130
Mos Eisley Imperials 80 - Mill City Thunder 91
TarTeam 93 - Visionaries 92

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 149 : ETBU Tigers
Rebounds : 67 : ETBU Tigers
Assists : 46 : ETBU Tigers
Steals : 11 : ETBU Tigers
Block Shots : 14 : Silverbacks

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 35 : N. Ament (Splash Gang)
Rebounds : 20 : H. Kangshan (ETBU Tigers), V. Polizzi (Beware of Dogs), Q. Laperche (Visionaries)
Assists : 16 : L. Feaster (ETBU Tigers)
Steals : 4 : L. Feaster (ETBU Tigers)
Block Shots : 6 : R. Lesickas (Splash Gang), D. Pinhal (ETBU Tigers), H. Slater (TarTeam)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : L. Feaster (ETBU Tigers) (19 Points, 4 Rebounds, 16 Assists, 4 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38
Shooting Guard : M. Diatta (ETBU Tigers) (33 Points, 3 Rebounds, 4 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 36
Small Forward : R. Celanova (ETBU Tigers) (24 Points, 6 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 1 Block Shots), Y. Yu Fun (Silverbacks) (18 Points, 5 Rebounds, 9 Assists, 0 Steals, 4 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 31
Power Forward : B. Kyle (Silverbacks) (29 Points, 11 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45
Center : H. Kangshan (ETBU Tigers) (21 Points, 20 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 2 Steals, 2 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42

MVP of the evening
B. Kyle (Silverbacks) (29 Points, 11 Rebounds, 6 Assists, 2 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 45

The bad performance of the evening
L. Holbrook (Beware of Dogs) (10 Points, 4 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -18

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : W. Motley (Resurrected Fury), L. Holbrook (Beware of Dogs) : 6 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : N. Xermade (Resurrected Fury), B. Fry (HumanFund), C. Carranza (Silverbacks), W. Vaughn (Mos Eisley Imperials) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : W. Motley (Resurrected Fury), N. Morris (Resurrected Fury), L. Clinton (Resurrected Fury), M. Rolen (Resurrected Fury), P. Biduido (Flashover), V. Polizzi (Beware of Dogs), R. Beckett (Beware of Dogs), S. Ashville (Beware of Dogs), L. Holbrook (Beware of Dogs), B. Rodas (Beware of Dogs), L. Deal (Mos Eisley Imperials), W. Elkins (Mos Eisley Imperials) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : M. Diatta (ETBU Tigers) : 7 Three points

The best performer : N. Ament (Splash Gang) : Rating : 20.5

The worst performer : N. Xermade (Resurrected Fury) : Rating : -0.5

From: Kukas
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Date: 8/4/2025 8:16:37 AM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
NBBA Season 69 – Day 7 Recap (Saturday, August 2, 2025)
by Buzz Beat Daily

ETBU Drops 149, Stark Improves to 7–0, TarTeam Wins on the Road
Week 4 opened with a mix of blowouts, big scoring nights, and the rarest feat in the NBBA—winning away from home. ETBU Tigers lit up the scoreboard for 149 points, Stark Contrast stayed perfect in their first game after the Celentano trade, and TarTeam pulled off the only road upset of the night thanks to a last-second free throw.

ETBU’s Offensive Onslaught Shreds Fury
ETBU Tigers delivered one of the most lopsided wins in club history, routing Resurrected Fury 149–32. L. Feaster orchestrated the carnage with 19 points, 16 assists, and 4 steals, while four Tigers scored 20+ points. ETBU improved to 3–4 with a record-setting night in points, rebounds, assists, and steals.

Stark Contrast Rolls Lions, Now 7–0
Fresh off acquiring Italian PF Cesare Celentano for $2M, Stark Contrast didn’t miss a beat, cruising to an 89–68 road win over the LA Lions. J. Valentin kept up his MVP-caliber pace, and the defense locked down a Lions squad that fell to 3–4. With Celentano on board and Daniel Parra now on the transfer list, Stark’s frontcourt depth is even more dangerous.

Splash Gang Sinks Slumping Knights
N. Ament’s 35 points fueled Splash Gang to a 90–74 home win over the Kings Knights. The Knights, now 3–4, are stuck in a slump during a grueling three-game road stretch. Splash improves to 5–2, keeping pressure on the Big 8 leaders.

Mill City Returns to Full Strength, Handles Mos Eisley
With their full roster finally healthy, Mill City Thunder beat Mos Eisley Imperials 91–80 on the road. Dogana, Q, and Ruojia each delivered clutch moments as the defending champs improved to 4–3 and began looking like the team that lifted the trophy last season.

Cavaliers Outgun Flashover at Home
Virginia Cavaliers took care of business in front of their fans, winning 111–100 over Flashover. W. Saucedo once again controlled the paint, and the Cavs’ balanced scoring pushed them to 4–3, continuing their midseason rise.

Silverbacks Smash Beware of Dogs
The Silverbacks obliterated Beware of Dogs 130–37 behind B. Kyle’s 29-point, 11-rebound, 6-assist gem. Figueres and Masters owned the glass, and the ‘Backs never gave the Dogs a chance.

Vertical Wins Defensive Grind at Home
10inch Vertical stifled HumanFund in a 93–73 home win, with E. Papakonstantinou controlling the paint all night. The victory keeps Vertical firmly in the playoff hunt while HumanFund falls under .500.

Wheatley’s Free Throw Lifts TarTeam in Road Thriller
In the night’s most dramatic finish, Jackie Wheatley calmly sank the go-ahead free throw with just one second remaining to give TarTeam a 93–92 road win over the Visionaries. TarTeam improves to 5–2 and continues to be one of the league’s most disciplined two-way squads.

Key Takeaways:
• ETBU: 149 points in a historic offensive performance.
• Stark Contrast: 7–0 and now reinforced by Celentano.
• Rare Road Winners: Only Stark Contrast and TarTeam pulled off road victories in a tough travel week.
• Splash Gang: Now 5–2, keeping pace in the Big 8.
• Mill City: Full roster back, looking dangerous again.
• Cavaliers & 10inch Vertical: Held serve at home.
• Kings Knights: Slumping in the middle of a brutal three-game road stretch.

Final Word:
Day 7 was a reminder that in the NBBA, protecting home court is still king. But for Stark Contrast and TarTeam, winning away made their victories even sweeter—and for ETBU, the scoreboard said it all.

From: Kukas

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Date: 8/4/2025 8:26:11 AM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
Out of curiosity (and because eventually I'm going to get condemned to using a LLM at work), how much of the repetative-ish pattern of the Final Word is your system prompt and how much is it just the LLM falling into a rut?


Haha, I’m sure you not the only one thinking of that. From what I noticed I think it’s a little bit of both. It definitely uses generic wrap up structure and if you don’t throw in something unique for the entry it definitely spits out relatively same thing every time. Now if you give it some more unique events/details for an entry it will give you something different and more interesting, but it still going to sound kinda similar as before.

From: Silver

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Date: 8/5/2025 9:03:22 AM
Silverbacks
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Gold Standard
NT Legend Nemesio Xermade still getting NBBA bucket(s) at age 74, incredible

From: Kukas
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Date: 8/5/2025 11:56:51 PM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
Day 8 (Tuesday 5 August 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Splash Gang 84 - Virginia Cavaliers 108
Kings Knights 82 - Flashover 109
The LA Lions 72 - Silverbacks 84
Stark Contrast 89 - Beware of Dogs 72
Resurrected Fury 11 - Mill City Thunder 113
ETBU Tigers 111 - Mos Eisley Imperials 109
10inch Vertical 96 - Visionaries 105
HumanFund 49 - TarTeam 125

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 125 : TarTeam
Rebounds : 68 : TarTeam
Assists : 47 : Mill City Thunder
Steals : 9 : Mill City Thunder
Block Shots : 16 : TarTeam

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 37 : C. Nguyen (Virginia Cavaliers)
Rebounds : 23 : F. Figueres (Silverbacks)
Assists : 13 : W. Ruojia (Mill City Thunder)
Steals : 3 : M. Mevsim (Flashover)
Block Shots : 8 : H. Slater (TarTeam)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : W. Ruojia (Mill City Thunder) (7 Points, 12 Rebounds, 13 Assists, 2 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 32
Shooting Guard : C. Baiesi (Mill City Thunder) (17 Points, 7 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 2 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 24
Small Forward : C. Nguyen (Virginia Cavaliers) (37 Points, 12 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42
Power Forward : Q. Laperche (Visionaries) (23 Points, 13 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 35
Center : W. Vaughn (Mos Eisley Imperials) (25 Points, 15 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 38

MVP of the evening
C. Nguyen (Virginia Cavaliers) (37 Points, 12 Rebounds, 3 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 42

The bad performance of the evening
L. Clinton (Resurrected Fury) (2 Points, 5 Rebounds, 0 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -18

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : L. Clinton (Resurrected Fury) : 7 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : A. Pop (Splash Gang), P. Connor (Silverbacks), O. Gorman (Mos Eisley Imperials), R. Mormile (10inch Vertical) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : R. Pike (Beware of Dogs), N. Xermade (Resurrected Fury), W. Motley (Resurrected Fury), L. Clinton (Resurrected Fury), S. Moldovan (Resurrected Fury), Z. Jialun (Mos Eisley Imperials), B. Crawford (Mos Eisley Imperials) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : M. Diatta (ETBU Tigers), J. Wheatley (TarTeam) : 5 Three points

The best performer : A. Dogana (Mill City Thunder), J. Wheatley (TarTeam) : Rating : 21.0

The worst performer : W. Motley (Resurrected Fury) : Rating : 0.5

From: Kukas

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Date: 8/5/2025 11:57:11 PM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
NBBA Season 69 – Day 8 Recap (Tuesday, August 5, 2025)
by Buzz Beat Daily

Stark and ETBU Pull Off Rare Road Wins, Mill City and TarTeam Dominate at Home
Winning away from home in the NBBA is a tall order, and Day 8 proved it again—only Stark Contrast and ETBU Tigers managed to escape hostile arenas with victories. Meanwhile, Mill City Thunder and TarTeam delivered commanding home performances, reminding everyone why protecting your court is paramount.

Stark Contrast Stays Perfect With Tough Road Win
Stark Contrast’s 89–72 victory over Beware of Dogs marked their eighth straight win and another rare road triumph. J. Valentin led the charge as Stark remained flawless at 8–0, proving they can win anywhere, even in challenging gyms where away victories are hard to come by.

Varner’s 0:00 Free Throws Seal ETBU’s Road Thriller
In one of the season’s most dramatic finishes, Leroy Varner was fouled at the buzzer and calmly drained both free throws to give ETBU Tigers a 111–109 road win over Mos Eisley Imperials. Feaster and Diatta combined for 52 points, but Varner’s ice-cold nerves delivered ETBU’s fourth victory and one of the few away wins of the season.

Mill City Thunder Crush Fury With Full Roster Finally Healthy
Back at full strength, Mill City resembled the defending champions again in a 113–11 blowout of Resurrected Fury. W. Ruojia filled the stat sheet with 13 assists and 12 boards while Dogana and Q paced the offense. Mill City improves to 5–3 and looks ready to make a push.

TarTeam Overpowers HumanFund at Home
Jackie Wheatley and H. Slater powered TarTeam to a 125–49 home dismantling of HumanFund. Slater swatted eight shots as TarTeam controlled every facet of the game, climbing to 7-1 and solidifying themselves as Great 8 contenders.

Virginia Cavaliers Dominate Splash Gang
At home in the Great 8, Virginia Cavaliers rolled past Splash Gang 108–84, fueled by C. Nguyen’s 37-point, 12-rebound showing. W. Saucedo added interior presence as Virginia moved to 5–3, while Splash fell to 5–3 after a tough road night.

Silverbacks Clamp Down Lions
F. Figueres dominated the glass with 23 rebounds to help Silverbacks knock off the LA Lions 84–72 on their home floor. The victory pushes the Silverbacks to 4–4 as they start building momentum.

Visionaries Protect Home Court vs. 10inch Vertical
Q. Laperche’s 23-13-7 line carried Visionaries to a 105–96 home win over 10inch Vertical, strengthening their hold on a playoff spot.

Flashover Buries Knights on Road Trip
Kings Knights’ extended road stretch caught up with them again in a 109–82 loss at Flashover. The Knights drop to 3–5, while Flashover improves to 4–4 and continues its midseason climb.

Key Takeaways:
• Stark Contrast & ETBU: The only road winners on Day 8—no easy feat in the NBBA.
• Mill City Thunder: Fully healthy and firing on all cylinders.
• TarTeam & Virginia: Protecting home court and climbing standings.
• Kings Knights: Three straight away games proving costly.

Final Word:
Day 8 reinforced a simple truth—road wins are gold in the NBBA. Stark Contrast and ETBU found ways to steal two of them, and that could pay huge dividends when playoff spots are on the line.

*Corrected TarTeam record*

Last edited by Kukas at 8/10/2025 11:22:26 AM

From: TarZip

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Date: 8/9/2025 8:16:31 AM
TarTeam
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
169169
There's a mistake for my team in the last recaps as my record is 7-1.

From: TarZip

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Date: 8/9/2025 8:22:14 AM
TarTeam
NBBA
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Tar Team may take offense given their 5-1 record but their 2 actual away wins are against Beware and Mos Eisley, so not super impressive. I chalk 5-1 up more to their schedule so far, but they'll have plenty of chances to prove me wrong and show they can take down the top dogs.


The away win against Visionaries, with less effort, was a bit lucky, but maybe it will move my team up in the tier list. :)

Last edited by TarZip at 8/9/2025 8:39:50 AM

From: Kukas

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Date: 8/10/2025 11:35:57 PM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
100100
Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
Day 9 (Saturday 9 August 2025) : Performances by (https://www.buzzer-manager.com)

Night results
Flashover 72 - Splash Gang 110
Silverbacks 73 - Kings Knights 83
Beware of Dogs 65 - The LA Lions 125
Mill City Thunder 68 - Stark Contrast 88
Mos Eisley Imperials 126 - Resurrected Fury 116
Visionaries 97 - ETBU Tigers 100
TarTeam 74 - 10inch Vertical 79
Virginia Cavaliers 90 - HumanFund 103

Best collective performance of the evening
Points : 126 : Mos Eisley Imperials
Rebounds : 72 : Splash Gang
Assists : 26 : The LA Lions
Steals : 15 : The LA Lions
Block Shots : 17 : Splash Gang

Personal best performances of the evening
Points : 37 : F. Ka Hon (Resurrected Fury)
Rebounds : 24 : Q. Laperche (Visionaries)
Assists : 9 : W. Posey (10inch Vertical)
Steals : 4 : P. Holtz (The LA Lions), T. Meade (Visionaries)
Block Shots : 8 : R. Lesickas (Splash Gang)

Top 5 of the evening
Point Guard : F. Ka Hon (Resurrected Fury) (37 Points, 3 Rebounds, 5 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 39
Shooting Guard : W. Holley (HumanFund) (28 Points, 3 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 0 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 25
Small Forward : P. Holtz (The LA Lions) (34 Points, 5 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 4 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 40
Power Forward : W. Vaughn (Mos Eisley Imperials) (24 Points, 18 Rebounds, 1 Assists, 0 Steals, 1 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 39
Center : Q. Laperche (Visionaries) (14 Points, 24 Rebounds, 7 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 33

MVP of the evening
P. Holtz (The LA Lions) (34 Points, 5 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 4 Steals, 3 Block Shots) : Efficiency : 40

The bad performance of the evening
O. Denton (Beware of Dogs) (4 Points, 4 Rebounds, 2 Assists, 1 Steals, 0 Block Shots) : Efficiency : -12

All kinds of statistics
The player who forgot to remove his mittens : O. Denton (Beware of Dogs), A. Rooberg (Beware of Dogs) : 5 Turnovers

Player targeted by the referees : R. Kazinczy (The LA Lions), W. Wilczynski (Resurrected Fury) : 6 Personnal Fouls

The iron-man : C. Esperón (Flashover), A. Patton (Flashover), A. Rooberg (Beware of Dogs), L. Deal (Mos Eisley Imperials), Z. Jialun (Mos Eisley Imperials) : 48 Minutes

The shooter : F. Ka Hon (Resurrected Fury) : 6 Three points

The best performer : J. Garrido (Mill City Thunder) : Rating : 22.5

The worst performer : C. Meyers (Stark Contrast), H. Pyle (Mill City Thunder) : Rating : 3.5

From: Kukas
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Date: 8/10/2025 11:37:05 PM
Kings Knights
NBBA
Overall Posts Rated:
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Second Team:
Queen City Hogs
NBBA Season 69 – Day 9 Recap (Saturday, August 9, 2025)
by Buzz Beat Daily

Splash Gang and LA Lions Dominate on the Road, Imperials Light Up the Scoreboard at Home
Day 9 brought a mix of powerhouse road performances and one surprise home outburst from a team not known for chasing wins. Splash Gang and The LA Lions both delivered statement victories away from home, while Mos Eisley Imperials, in the middle of a soft-tank season, exploded for a league-best 126 points.

Splash Gang Crush Flashover Behind Monster Rebounding Night
Splash Gang overwhelmed Flashover 110–72, owning the glass with a season-high 72 rebounds and protecting the paint with 17 blocks. R. Lesickas anchored the defense with eight swats as Splash improved to 4-5, keeping pace in the Great 8 race.

LA Lions Maul Beware of Dogs
The LA Lions torched Beware of Dogs 125–65, riding P. Holtz’s MVP performance — 34 points, 5 rebounds, 4 steals, and 3 blocks. The Lions’ relentless defense forced turnovers all night and pushed them to 6–3, while Beware of Dogs’ struggles continued.

Imperials Drop 126 in Soft-Tank Surprise
Despite their soft-tanking status, Mos Eisley Imperials put on an offensive clinic at home, outgunning Resurrected Fury 126–116. W. Vaughn dominated inside with 24 points and 18 rebounds, giving fans a glimpse of what this roster can still do.

Stark Contrast Stays Perfect
Stark Contrast improved to 9–0 with an 88–68 road win over Mill City Thunder. Once again, Stark proved they can handle any venue, maintaining control wire-to-wire in one of the league’s toughest arenas.

ETBU Tigers Edge Visionaries on the Road
In a nail-biter, ETBU Tigers escaped Visionaries’ home floor with a 100–97 win, thanks to late-game execution. The victory moves ETBU to 5–4 and cements them as one of the NBBA’s few consistent road threats.

Other Results
10inch Vertical eked out a 79–74 win at TarTeam in a defensive slugfest, Kings Knights took down the Silverbacks 83–73 to avenge past matchups, and HumanFund topped Virginia Cavaliers 103–90 in a critical playoff-positioning game.

Key Takeaways:
• Splash Gang & LA Lions: Big-time road wins with dominant stat lines.
• Mos Eisley Imperials: Soft-tank status didn’t stop them from posting the highest point total of the season.
• Stark Contrast & ETBU: Continue to prove they’re dangerous anywhere.
• Kings Knights: Finally beat the Silverbacks after multiple past defeats.

Final Word:
Day 9 had a little of everything — statement road wins, rivalry revenge, and even a tanking team lighting up the scoreboard. With only a handful of squads able to win consistently away from home, every road W is looking more and more like playoff gold.

From: Azariah

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Date: 8/11/2025 8:12:07 AM
Mos Eisley Imperials
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> Be me
> get the only road win of the night
> Come back to read the summary

Imperials Drop 126 in Soft-Tank Surprise
Despite their soft-tanking status, Mos Eisley Imperials put on an offensive clinic at home, outgunning Resurrected Fury 126–116. W. Vaughn dominated inside with 24 points and 18 rebounds, giving fans a glimpse of what this roster can still do.


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