One time I thought I was shrinking in size, not just any one part of me, but all of me, like from head to toe, and doors and chairs and everything just seemed larger than I remembered them, and I wondered if taking up drinking coffee maybe had something to do with this so I quit drinking coffee, which wasn’t a big deal since I don’t like the taste of coffee, but it seemed as if I was shrinking because my environment was just getting bigger all around me even after I quit drinking coffee and watching reruns of video feed from the security camera I had secretly installed outside my door, which I love doing since I have the wackiest neighbors who do things like when they open their doors they sometimes turn their doorknobs and then push the door open with their shoulders and then wait until they’re all the way inside to flip on a light switch, but then I noticed a screw under a cabinet and I didn’t remember putting the screw there and that’s when I had the thought that either it fell out of something or that somebody must have accidentally dropped it and when I asked the guy with the longer gloves about it he just took the screw away and wouldn’t talk about it and I thought it was strange how he seemed to be shrinking in size, too, and not just a part of him but all of him, and that’s when I realized that it must have been another experiment and that they were making everything just a little bit bigger every day while I was sleeping to make me think I was shrinking, and I have to say that this was not as bad as the time when they did that experiment with the drunk camel they doused in coffee, the one that gave me the idea to start drinking coffee.
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