Your speech is not in the right thread.
Thank you fewmit and Eminence. Once I'm elected you will both be my right-hand men. I was debating whether I should have one of you on each side, but I ultimately decided I prefer my right side better and would prefer you both on that side.
I am not open to any questions, ever.
- Have Willis Lundy, Ismael Grubbs, and Dirk Trujillo start every single game no matter what. The other two spots will be filled by random hobos off the street. If I can't find any hobos, I will clone myself and put myself in. Don't worry, I've been training rebounding a lot lately so my jump range is really starting to improve.