Speaking of Former III.4 Players:
Clinton Cantrell:
(4475976)---A former child prodigy that grew up on the wild side of the cul de sac in Highland Park of Chicago, Clinton Cantrell, a former 23rd best player of III.4 three seasons removed, looks to catch onto some team, any team, outside of Division IV. For a mere $2M dollars ... or $800K in BB Bucks, you can own, wait, this is Black History Month; you can pay this player a handsome salary to lead your crap team into a world of riches only the whitest of the blacks know ... solidarity my brotha's!
Francisco Candia:
(716392)---The latest message received from Candia was garbled gobbledy-goop; Our lame attempts to translate proved futile, or for better description, we came up limp. Therefore, I'll just let you in on the scoop of this player. He'll give your team all the glory you can handle ... and then some, and, provided you offer him a 50 pesos incentive, he'll throw in a happy ending for everyone ... not by him, of course, but by his many dozen glorious sisters. A bid on him is a bid on a happy ending. At the very least, you can meet your minimum requirement of 1 foreign born player on every American team.